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Silver_2000
02-09-2006, 04:52 PM
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LOL
I like my tequila hereis one of my current favorites
http://www.milagrotequila.com/images/milagro_silver.jpg Prefer the Anjeo but no picture available

Another very good choice but more expensive
http://www.tequilacorazon.com/media/images/tequilas_anejo1.jpg

another good choice is below BUT its too expensive in the US - its about half price at the Cabo Wabo bar in Cabo San Lucas

http://www.cabowabo.com/gfx/tequila/tequila_bottle_shot.jpg

98Cobra
02-09-2006, 05:01 PM
The self-medicating season is almost back, Doug! :cool:

Silver_2000
02-09-2006, 05:47 PM
The self-medicating season is almost back, Doug! :cool:

I learned my lesson - Not bringing Tequila to the lake .... Of course the water is 8 feet low- may just leave the boat in the dock and drink there - safer ....

98Cobra
02-10-2006, 12:45 AM
Awww, come on. Margaritas in a bucket count. :beer:

Silver_2000
02-10-2006, 09:05 AM
Awww, come on. Margaritas in a bucket count. :beer:

Yeah I remember the margarita bucket day very well. Nearly had to carry her of the boat, to drunk for fun is no fun :nono:

Moonshine
02-10-2006, 10:08 AM
Margaritas are knana . Straight tequila is :nono: . The last time I drank straight tequila I spent most of the night dry heaving on a concrete park bench wishing that Austin PD would come by and throw me in the drunk tank so I'd at least be warm. Obviously, that was before I learned the lesson of moderation. :rolleyes:

dboat
02-10-2006, 07:31 PM
I learned my lesson - Not bringing Tequila to the lake .... Of course the water is 8 feet low- may just leave the boat in the dock and drink there - safer ....

can you even get the boat out? I remember that one summer where I couldnt even launch the boat due to low water... or are you riding the mud about now..
Dana

Wht95Lightning
02-10-2006, 09:35 PM
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

:rll: :rll:

Silver_2000
02-10-2006, 11:24 PM
Margaritas are knana . Straight tequila is :nono: . The last time I drank straight tequila I spent most of the night dry heaving on a concrete park bench wishing that Austin PD would come by and throw me in the drunk tank so I'd at least be warm. Obviously, that was before I learned the lesson of moderation. :rolleyes:

See I drink no carb margaritas ... Tequila Straight up - Too much sugar in margaritas.. Plus the tequilas above are really good - never heard of anyone getting that sick on decent tequila

Doug

Silver_2000
02-10-2006, 11:26 PM
can you even get the boat out? I remember that one summer where I couldnt even launch the boat due to low water... or are you riding the mud about now..
Dana

Well its in the marina floating on the hydro hoist . So the question is - just how much water is under the hoist