Help Her Get Boobs!!!

[BC Lightning]

http://cgi.ebay.com/50-000-MYSTERY-AUCTION-XBOX-360-CARS-MORE_W0QQitemZ5678247186QQcategoryZ102534QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem
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[BC Lightning]

$50,000 Mystery Auction!!
First we will start with eBay rules.You are bidding on a empty cardboard box, and only a cardboard box. Any items that you find inside the box are gifts from me to you!! This item is in no way, shape or form a lottery, raffle, or anything else that violates eBay user agreements. Once again, it is not a lottery, raffle, or anything that violates eBay user agreements.
And one of the Items will be personally delivered within the continental US ONLY!
Okay, let me elaborate... My name is Chesa (chess-uh),
I am a 22 year old Kentucky girl with no boobs (a AA cup). Unfortunately being corn-fed didn't give me boobs, but I did hit the jackpot on height! I'm 6'2"!!
I am doing this mystery auction to help me fund the purchase of a nice rack. The winner of the auction will get prizes valued at $50,000 or more!! One prize being my vehicle.
You see, I can't. (SEE that is...) I am legally blind. I have tunnel vision because my parents had bad genes. (my sis has it too...) and I am not allowed to drive anymore, obiviously!!
So... My thinking was that I could get rid of a vehicle payment each month and hopefully afford some cleavage too!
Now, I will give you a few hints on what kind of vehicle I used to drive...
It is a 2000....
It is Black.....
It runs perfectly WELL!!....
and it has less than 48,000 miles on it....
I will personally ride it out to where ever you live!! (BUT ONLY WITHIN THE CONTINENTAL US! of course~)
Now, as for the other prizes...
The BIGGER the bids are the BETTER the prizes get!!
The bidding starts at $9,999: You get my vehicle....
If it rises above $15,000: I'll also include a CD of PG-Rated Pics of me!
If it goes above $20,000: I'll also include an XBOX 360 system!
If it goes higher than $25,000: I'll also incl. a CD of R-Rated pics of me!
If it goes above $50,000: We'll discuss what else you'll get... =)
(Get your mind outta the gutter, we'll discuss it over email...)
And Good Lord if it goes over $75,000 I'll include a 2004 MOTORCYCLE!!!
If you win multiple prizes, I will deliver them all to you at the same time... PERSONALLY!!!
The more bids the more clues I will post... 5 bids = 1 clue
So START BIDDING!
Thank you for reading my listing and I hope this works! I might not be able to see real well, but I CAN FEEL!!! =)

[True Blue Aggie]

She is local to Dallas. Good lookin too...
http://www.augmentlauren.com/

[PoorSvtman]

YOu can make some money off those mystery auctions.. Friend sold a old safe full of crap and got a little over a grand... I called b/s till he showed me all the proof i needed...