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slick-svt
04-19-2007, 06:23 PM
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to mak e a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

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TXLIGHTNING
04-19-2007, 06:24 PM
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to mak e a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

:tu: :tu: :tu: :tu::tu: :tu:

02REDSVT
04-19-2007, 06:41 PM
I think needs to quit spending billions of dollars in stupid things. By the way from what I have been told a lot of fuel/oil from Mexico and other countries is brought to the US and reprocessed. I don't know why the US will not use any of its own fuel and quit whining. Iraq was an unnecessary war I think and a lot of other people. Even the soldiers in Iraq think so from what some family members in the Army tell me. I know a lot of immigrants that do pay taxes some up to $20,000 every damn year they've been here out of there pockets to the IRS.

bluesvt
04-19-2007, 06:45 PM
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to mak e a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

:tu: :tu: :tu: :tu:

:bows

dboat
04-19-2007, 07:29 PM
I have read a couple of posts regarding George Carlin lately.. since when did he quit being a liberal and become a conservative?

Dana

wesman
04-19-2007, 11:47 PM
:rll::rll: I like it