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L8 APEX
06-12-2007, 11:36 PM
I saw this meter a few weeks ago. How do you like them apples?:evil
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my2002lightning
06-22-2007, 12:14 AM
There's also the 666 combination to the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.:cool:

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charlie
06-23-2007, 09:35 AM
If you just need a day off from that #. There are a hole bunch of buildings around with a tall pointy thing on top, and usually full of people on Sunday.:icon_mrgreen: But then again, if your luck is like mine, they will be talking about that # the day you go. :evil

Charlie

L8 APEX
06-23-2007, 06:16 PM
I have spent my time the guilt shack. I spent every summer at church camp, was confirmed in the church at age 13, went to private church academy schooling for the first 6 years etc.. Been there done that, got the book with my name on it:tu:.

tiffo60
06-23-2007, 08:32 PM
I have spent my time the guilt shack. I spent every summer at church camp, was confirmed in the church at age 13, went to private church academy schooling for the first 6 years etc.. Been there done that, got the book with my name on it:tu:.


2 Peter 2:21 (New International Version)

21It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than to have known it and then to turn their backs on the sacred command that was passed on to them.

:D

L8 APEX
06-23-2007, 09:40 PM
The church is the great lost and found department. ~Robert Short This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ~Dalai Lama

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. ~Seneca the Younger

No man treats a motor car as foolishly as he treats another human being. When the car will not go, he does not attribute its annoying behavior to sin, he does not say, "You are a wicked motorcar, and I shall not give you any more petrol until you go." He attempts to find out what is wrong and set it right. ~Bertrand Russell

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven. ~Mark Twain

L8 APEX
06-23-2007, 09:45 PM
I like this one.
I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him.:icon_mrgreen:

There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

L8 APEX
06-23-2007, 09:52 PM
Can't leave this one out!

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." ~Saturday Night Live, Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts ":icon_mrgreen: