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Beaudee
07-25-2007, 10:06 AM
No humor here

Beaudee
07-25-2007, 10:27 AM
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Beaudee
07-25-2007, 10:29 AM
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STooPiD
07-26-2007, 09:17 AM
??? :icon_sad:

03LightningRocks
08-01-2007, 08:18 AM
I bet I would have laughed if I saw the post. I have a sense of humor:icon_mrgreen:.

STooPiD
08-01-2007, 10:08 AM
Was your dad a farmer? cuz you have nice melons!

Was your dad a baker? cuz your buns are HOT!

Are those space pants? cuz your ass is outta this world!

Hey whens your birthday? February? Mines October! That's sooo weird!!! I'm Casey by the way.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Casey.

Lets play house. You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Hey, my dick just died. Can I burry it in your ass? (this one always works)

L8 APEX
08-01-2007, 11:36 AM
See if this works.

Ohmsby
08-01-2007, 11:49 AM
lets play circus... you sit on my face and I will guess your weight:icon_mrgreen:

03LightningRocks
08-01-2007, 06:54 PM
Hey, how about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

03LightningRocks
08-01-2007, 06:55 PM
lets play circus... you sit on my face and I will guess your weight:icon_mrgreen:

LOL...I tried that one once. Her boyfriend got pissed off and wanted to fight me.

Mark #2
08-01-2007, 07:40 PM
Okay I thought is was, Do you want to go to the State Fare?
..oops I meant play State Fare...same punch line...

L8 APEX
08-01-2007, 09:15 PM
What about reaching around to read the tag on their shirt.. Yep just as I thought, made in heaven:D.

03LightningRocks
08-01-2007, 09:28 PM
Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself....:evil.

Ohmsby
08-01-2007, 09:51 PM
Today is HUMP day my name is Juan.... Como say yama!

Beaudee
08-02-2007, 12:27 PM
You guys got some good ones.I deleted mine cause there was no response.Glad a few here have a sense of humor.

RSVT
08-02-2007, 12:59 PM
I like your pants......Take'em off

L8 APEX
08-02-2007, 01:52 PM
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

STooPiD
08-02-2007, 03:01 PM
Is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants...

03LightningRocks
08-02-2007, 05:27 PM
The pants theme brings this one to mind. There's a party in my pants and your invited.

my2002lightning
08-02-2007, 06:07 PM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" :evil

Beaudee
08-02-2007, 06:47 PM
Wana see my tool box is one of my favorite:icon_mrgreen:

bluesvt
08-02-2007, 08:22 PM
I gotta join in on this.


Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

If I were you I would have sex with me.

HI! I'm an astronaut and I'm here to explore uranus.

Do you work for UPS? because I see you staring at my package.

This is a good one if you can remember.

"Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?"

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

This is a definate lay.
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

L8 APEX
08-02-2007, 09:01 PM
One of my favorite drinking pickup lines. Yelling" I'm Rick James bitch, show me them titties!" Then I would say "I wish I had two more hands, so I could give them titties four thumbs down!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/I'm_RickJames_Bitch!.jpg

wesman
08-02-2007, 11:47 PM
See if this works.


:rll::rll::rll: Don't fall for this!!!!!!!:rll::rll:

STooPiD
08-03-2007, 08:31 AM
pick up lines for t-shirts... http://www.tshirthell.com (http://www.tshirthell.com/)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a925/a925_thumb.jpg http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a945/a945_thumb.jpg

tiffo60
08-03-2007, 03:18 PM
Cowboy Pick Up Line



A Texas cowboy walks into a bar in Wichita Falls and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.



The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"



"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."



The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"



The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."



The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"



"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."



"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"



The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

bluesvt
08-03-2007, 08:22 PM
Cowboy Pick Up Line



A Texas cowboy walks into a bar in Wichita Falls and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.



The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"



"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."



The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"



The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."



The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"



"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."



"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"



The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."



Nice. :rll: