The Redneck Games, view at your own risk

[L8 APEX]

Well our group survived the Texas Redneck Games of 2007. Wow, I need to make a movie and sell it. There were cops, rednecks, boobs, beer, jack, crown, sprite, burgers, stripper poles on trailers being towed behind ATV's, spam eating contest, mud mud and more mud with a side of dust. It was a hell yeah of a time.
I knew it was going to be a good weekend when I met Trooper Baker. There was a fleet of DPS Troopers all the way along the county road to the event. They harassed and maintained on everyone they could.
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I tried to get a girl to go as my sister to this redneck event. Imagine that not going over well, lol! So I slapped some flames on the Rinny for some Redneck credd. You don't want these boys thinking you're queer or from New York city:icon_eek:.
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The Rinny ran great and the Bighorns handled the mud like childs play. I was a little worried seeing all of the monster snorkeled machines running about.
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[slick-svt]

WHAT, No pics of any boobs?? :D

[L8 APEX]

These guys were rolling fabulous.
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I slid into a little mud hole once or twice. The guys pointed out the nice little mudline it left on my rig, and leg. We should have gotten a pic of it as it was pretty radical looking in action.
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One must always remember to brush ones teeth before going to bed or at least once every 24 hours..
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That boy just ain't right!:evil

[SVTJoseCuervo]

lol looks like you had a fun weekend man.:tu:

[L8 APEX]

WHAT, No pics of any boobs?? :D
There are plenty of boob and pole stripper pics but they are not board approporiate. Some of them are not appropriate at all:icon_eek:.

[SVTJoseCuervo]

There are plenty of boob and pole stripper pics but they are not board approporiate. Some of them are not appropriate at all:icon_eek:.

sure are.... :tu:

[slick-svt]

There are plenty of boob and pole stripper pics but they are not board approporiate. Some of them are not appropriate at all:icon_eek:.
Thats sounds wrong......:rll:

[True Blue Aggie]

We need to find a place to upload the photos and video from Saturday. I'm getting copies of all photos from my other friends to upload....

Lessons learned..
1) A 2wd Avalanche is not a 4wd vehicle.
2) If the hole in front of you looks small in diameter, its probably the deepest hole in the place.
3) Fat girls should never strip.
4) Groups of 10 never go fast. Anywhere.
5) The cleanest place in the park is usually the pond with the four wheelers in it.
6) Fat people having sex in the 10 yr old Chevy truck with the broken out back window, should not be disturbed during the act....
7) If there is a traffic jam because of the wet t-shirt contest, there is always another way around.
8) 10 yr olds driving Yamaha Rhino's is totally commonplace and acceptable.
9) Ice is a precious as gold...
and 10) Even Snoop's "Gin and Juice" can be made into a country song with the right "singer".

[Silver_2000]

We need to find a place to upload the photos and video from Saturday. I'm getting copies of all photos from my other friends to upload....

Lessons learned..
1) A 2wd Avalanche is not a 4wd vehicle.
2) If the hole in front of you looks small in diameter, its probably the deepest hole in the place.
3) Fat girls should never strip.
4) Groups of 10 never go fast. Anywhere.
5) The cleanest place in the park is usually the pond with the four wheelers in it.
6) Fat people having sex in the 10 yr old Chevy truck with the broken out back window, should not be disturbed during the act....
7) If there is a traffic jam because of the wet t-shirt contest, there is always another way around.
8) 10 yr olds driving Yamaha Rhino's is totally commonplace and acceptable.
9) Ice is a precious as gold...
and 10) Even Snoop's "Gin and Juice" can be made into a country song with the right "singer".try this

http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=6136

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[Moonshine]

try this

http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=6136

only viewable by supporting members and higher

Says I don't have permission to view the images in this gallery. :icon_cry:

[Silver_2000]

Says I don't have permission to view the images in this gallery. :icon_cry:

hang on ...
EDIT -
make sure you are logged in to the gallery - the category is hidden from the public which includes logged out

http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=6136

PS no pictures till they upload

[slick-svt]

Hey wont work??? OK

[Silver_2000]

if you guys have more than a handful of pictures AND can do FTP I can arrange an FTP folder for you to upload them all and Ill process them for you en mass - they will end up in your name

[L8 APEX]

Since Mike brought it up I'll post the stuck pic/s. Yes it was hilarious and yeah I had to leave him there to shuttle a little lady back to her camp site:evil. Fortunately for Mike there is a ready and willing redneck with 4wd and tow strap every 40ft at the event so he was through in no time. If he only carried a little more speed:burnout:.
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Coors Light is the official beer of Redneck-a-poluza 07'.
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Little pond for washing the nud off you and your bike.
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[L8 APEX]

They rigged up a 12V sump pump and hose to wash out radiators with. on a side not yes Joe's wife has big boobs and they did feel suspiciously firm. That's all I am saying:tex
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Here is the runner up in the guys ugliest butt crack contest. I don't want to post the winner, or any of the ladies...
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[L8 APEX]

Some of the sites..

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http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/data/6130/medium/CIMG8422crop.JPG

[SVTJoseCuervo]

:vomit: lol

[dboat]

Some of the sites..
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hmm little red xxx's...:mad:

[L8 APEX]

Yeah I guess I was censored:tex

[Silver_2000]

Yeah I guess I was censored:tex

you werent censored

I moved the pictures to the privileged category to keep the younguns from being offended
It must have busted your link

I fixed it

please put the rest of the interesting pics in the redneck games category

[L8 APEX]

Most of them make me ill I wouldn't wish them on anyone else:icon_eek:

[Chris94L]

Most of them make me ill I wouldn't wish them on anyone else:icon_eek:
So ill you took them to keep in your personal collection :icon_eek::confused::eek:

[slick-svt]

:icon_eek:....:eek2:.....:vomit:

[L8 APEX]

So ill you took them to keep in your personal collection :icon_eek::confused::eek:
Why must you point out the obvious, we all know this boy ain't right:evil This chick posted above looked pretty damn good.

[03stx]

It says I do not have permision to view images in that category?:confused:

[Silver_2000]

It says I do not have permision to view images in that category?:confused:

as was posted a few pages back you have to login to the gallery

its on a sep domain but uses the VB username and password

[Silver_2000]

http://cbs11tv.com/local/local_story_220143545.html


East Texas 'Redneck Games' Under Scrutiny

(AP) DALLAS The way Bobby Williams tells it, his ranch on 100 acres of rural piney hills in East Texas was supposed to be a quiet way to enjoy retirement after a career in the insurance business.

But for years now, he's instead woken up to the roaring engines of all-terrain vehicles, midnight fireworks shows and thousands of drunken revelers who every so often gather across the narrow county road from his property at events like the "Texas Redneck Games" and the "Texas Redneck Muddy Gras."

"We're just a nice calm community and nobody can get any rest, nobody can get any sleep," says Williams, 76. "We've got a problem and I don't know what we're ever going to do to get rid of it. We need something to ban these things."

The latest event ended Sunday with more than 50 arrests and citations, and authorities said Wednesday that they're considering charges against the show's organizer.


Williams said he and about 100 neighbors have started a petition to stop the gatherings. But he's not too optimistic, he said as a work detail made up of local inmates picked up discarded beer cans, bags of trash and hamburger wrappers across the street.

"We need someone to tell the people they can't do this, they can't destroy our lives," he said.

[Logan]

God damn terry, the life destroyer... Cool, a new title!

[dboat]

50 citations, chain gang clean up.. must have been one heck of a good time..

Dana

[L8 APEX]

If you can't do it on private property out in the country where? Society needs to check itself before everything is against one law or another... It is 3-4 nights a YEAR plan your vacations around it old timer. Sheesh enjoy the 362 quiet days and quit yer bitchin'.

[Ohmsby]

If you can't do it on private property out in the country where? Society needs to check itself before everything is against one law or another... It is 3-4 nights a YEAR plan your vacations around it old timer. Sheesh enjoy the 362 quiet days and quit yer bitchin'.


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