tiffo60
09-13-2007, 08:22 AM
After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who
> was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
> When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
> wearing a long flowing white robe.
>
> "Who the hell are you?", demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in
> my bedroom?"
>
> The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St
> Peter". Brian was stunned. "You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have
> so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've
> got to send me back right away." St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be
> reincarnated, but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a
> dog or a hen."
>
> Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
> house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
>
> A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking
> around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad," he thought until he
> felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
>
> The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen.
> How are you enjoying your first day here? "It's not so bad," replied
> Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to ex
> plode."
>
> "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've
> never laid an egg before." "Never," replied Brian.
>
> "Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few
> uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail. An
> immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
> better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
>
> When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
> overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the
> best thing that had happened to him... ever!!!
>
> The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg,
> he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
> shouting,
>
> "Brian! Wake up, you drunk bastard, you're shitting in the bed!"
> was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
> When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
> wearing a long flowing white robe.
>
> "Who the hell are you?", demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in
> my bedroom?"
>
> The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St
> Peter". Brian was stunned. "You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have
> so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've
> got to send me back right away." St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be
> reincarnated, but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a
> dog or a hen."
>
> Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
> house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
>
> A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking
> around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad," he thought until he
> felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
>
> The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen.
> How are you enjoying your first day here? "It's not so bad," replied
> Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to ex
> plode."
>
> "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've
> never laid an egg before." "Never," replied Brian.
>
> "Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few
> uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail. An
> immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
> better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
>
> When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
> overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the
> best thing that had happened to him... ever!!!
>
> The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg,
> he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
> shouting,
>
> "Brian! Wake up, you drunk bastard, you're shitting in the bed!"