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[L8 APEX]

How bad is Texas gonna get beat this year? Did Texas' coach boot all of our 7 arrested thugs? How can we win without our thugs?!

[dboat]

How bad is Texas gonna get beat this year? Did Texas' coach boot all of our 7 arrested thugs? How can we win without our thugs?!

good question, but with Okie losing to Colorado, who knows on this one?

[BC Lightning]

good question, but with Okie losing to Colorado, who knows on this one?

Who is going from the top ten to being tied with Baylor in last place??? :evil

[STooPiD]

Who wishes there was a way both teams could lose?:evil:beer:

[Sonicblue03]

It's been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack - way to keep those boys in line!!! (Note: for those of you that don't know, Austin 's Pride has produced, within the last month, four (4) boys- w/ mugshots and prints. Two for armed robbery (w/ firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and another for DUI)
Despite, their days of 'good behavior' - I thought you might find these jokes timely!

1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.

2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.

3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new 'Honor System'.
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:
F. Lee Bailey.

5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.

6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?

7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!

8. The Longhorns employ scouts.......
To look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.

9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school.

10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.

11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

12. On a good note, obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players................. if they have to resort to robbing people.

13. Book 'em, horns!

[BC Lightning]

You can't spell C_ck S_cker without OU

[STooPiD]

You can't spell C_ck S_cker without OU

You can't spell DOUCHE without OU

[WA 2 FST]

If you're betting, take OU and give Texas the 11 points. Honestly, I will be shocked if Texas keeps it within 21pts. It's gonna be an ugly day for the 'Horns.

<--definitely _not_ an OU fan.

[Sonicblue03]

Must have hit a sensitive subject with some people.......:evil

OU 48 texas 10.

[L8 APEX]

Texas had a solid chance to win but they gave it up with two hasty turnovers. OU did not look that good...

[danielvalles1]

Even if the longhorns lost there still my favoriate all time collage team "go Longhorns":tu:

[Sonicblue03]

I wasn't impressed with either team..:icon_cry: But it sure did make my day to see USC get beat by Stanford!:D

[TP Derrick D]

Must have hit a sensitive subject with some people.......:evil

OU 48 texas 10.



Really? What did you expect? It does say TEXAS in the title of this site not Oklahoma Area Lightning Owners.....or did you notice? I did believe OU would win THIS year tho. Vince Young is gone.....

[True Blue Aggie]

cough...FIRST PLACE IN THE BIG 12 SOUTH!!!....cough

:bows:bowshttp://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/mark_beech/11/02/aggies.insider/t1_lane.jpg:bows:bows

[WA 2 FST]

Yawn... Aggies will lose 2-3 conference games before its all over with.

[Sonicblue03]

Really? What did you expect? It does say TEXAS in the title of this site not Oklahoma Area Lightning Owners.....or did you notice? I did believe OU would win THIS year tho. Vince Young is gone.....

Actually I know several people in North Texas that are OU fans. Most people I have seen on here are no closer to Austin than they are Norman....... I can remember the one time I wanted Texas to win was Vince Young against USC, he was a man among boys. I'm actually beginning to hate USC more than UT though (I wish everyone would get off USC's nuts and stop saying each year they might be the best college football team of all time). OU-TEXAS, not much of a rivalry when you have won the last 6 out of 8 games....:icon_cool:

[L8 APEX]

I heard 2/3'rds of the OU team is Texas boys. About 25 players worth.

[Sonicblue03]

I heard 2/3'rds of the OU team is Texas boys. About 25 players worth.


I wouldn't doubt it (probably even more).......Oklahoma is a sh*thole and has about 1/3 the population of Texas. OU has just had better recruiting and coaching since the Stoops era. Which....... is another reason why it's so funny to me when OU beats UT, they're beating Texas with Texans. Besides that I am still amazed that OU is even good, who in their right mind really wants to live in Oklahoma???

[STooPiD]

cough...FIRST PLACE IN THE BIG 12 SOUTH!!!....cough

:bows:bowshttp://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/mark_beech/11/02/aggies.insider/t1_lane.jpg:bows:bows




WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

[Sonicblue03]

Didn't they get smashed by Miami???? Wait until OU or UT get ahold of them.

[STooPiD]

Didn't they get smashed by Miami???? Wait until OU or UT get ahold of them.

UT will be a good game. We beat them last year!

Can't wait to get rid of coach Fran.:gatling:

[TP Derrick D]

I wouldn't doubt it (probably even more).......Oklahoma is a sh*thole and has about 1/3 the population of Texas. OU has just had better recruiting and coaching since the Stoops era. Which....... is another reason why it's so funny to me when OU beats UT, they're beating Texas with Texans. Besides that I am still amazed that OU is even good, who in their right mind really wants to live in Oklahoma???

Honestly you could say who wants to live ???? about a lot of the major powerhouse universities....USC is one of the few thats a powerhouse and is within a major metro area.....most are in small cities/towns and if the campus left the place would be a ghost town. UT is in Austin the capitol city so its pretty good size also. A&M..small town, Tech...small town,Baylor..small town
and it goes on outside the state. Don't know where or how Stillwater or Norman is, but I know they are not in the top 25 largest US cities which is considered major metro areas.

[danielvalles1]

So just think about it then it wasent that bad of a loss becaouse they lost to texans its like a lightning loosing to a mustang at least you lost to a ford.:rolleyes:

[TXLIGHTNING]

So just think about it then it wasent that bad of a loss becaouse they lost to texans its like a lightning loosing to a mustang at least you lost to a ford.:rolleyes:Around here where I live that Ford just may have a Chevy motor in it :icon_mrgreen::icon_eek:.

[danielvalles1]

Around here where I live that Ford just may have a Chevy motor in it :icon_mrgreen::icon_eek:.
:rll: