What to do.

[Sonicblue03]

Maybe someone can help me be a little creative....:icon_twisted: Some people are trying to buy 50 acres behind my neighbor's and my house. There is an easement going to the land right through the middle of our fence line. We don't want it to sell and especially since it's some people from California....lol We currently use it for 4-wheelers and such. They are coming in two weeks to look at it again and sign the contract for it. I bought a rebel flag for my flag pole. Going to buy some targets for my guns. Thought about putting a couple junk cars next to his entrance and hanging some beer bottles on the fence. Any other suggestions for deterrents?:evil

[99WhiteBeast]

Loud barking dogs, keg party in progress when the arrive next week with burnout competition and bonfire:d

[L8 APEX]

What is Oklahoma law on land locking and right of way access? Dig a huge hole and push some cars off in it. A lot of shot up stuff is always good, some dead animal remains etc..
A huge pirate flag and some 666 tagging on the sides of buried buses.

[Sonicblue03]

My previous neighbors sold some land for an easement to the bank when they were moving...:flaming: New neighbor and I don't want any subdivisions/people living back there. Really don't mind trashing up the place some to keep people away.:tu:

[Sonicblue03]

What is Oklahoma law on land locking and right of way access? Dig a huge hole and push some cars off in it. A lot of shot up stuff is always good, some dead animal remains etc..
A huge pirate flag and some 666 tagging on the sides of buried buses.


We have a few old junk cars. Don't have anything to dig the hole but I think some 666 tagging and targets sprayed on the cars would work great. I will also chain my two pit bulls up close to the entrance. Those should work pretty well.:D Great suggestions guys!

[TXLIGHTNING]

I bought a rebel flag for my flag pole. Going to buy some targets for my guns. Thought about putting a couple junk cars next to his entrance and hanging some beer bottles on the fence. Any other suggestions for deterrents?:evil :rll::rll:


Dig a huge hole and push some cars off in it. A lot of shot up stuff is always good, some dead animal remains etc..
A huge pirate flag and some 666 tagging on the sides of buried buses.:rll::rll:If that doesnt keep them out, I don't know what will :rll::rll:

[TXLIGHTNING]

A lot of shot up stuff is always good, some dead animal remains etc..
A huge pirate flag and some 666 tagging on the sides of buried buses. I'm still LMAO about these ideas :rll:Good stuff Terry.

[Ohmsby]

turn the house into a gay bar and invite them for a beer.... oh thats right they are from Cali so that wont work

use Terry's ideas:evil

[Sonicblue03]

turn the house into a gay bar and invite them for a beer.... oh thats right they are from Cali so that wont work

use Terry's ideas:evil




:rll::rll::rll:

[L8 APEX]

YOu need to do what you can without bringing the govt to your door:tex. Some misspelled signs on plywood nailed to trees is a good idea. Something about We KIL meth head trespasers! Steal here die here! I'm wathcin' U sum bitches!

[tiffo60]

put up some Delivereance signs:icon_mrgreen:

[Sonicblue03]

YOu need to do what you can without bringing the govt to your door:tex. Some misspelled signs on plywood nailed to trees is a good idea. Something about We KIL meth head trespasers! Steal here die here! I'm wathcin' U sum bitches!


Can you legally spell bitches on a sign that will be in view of public?....lol I live in the country so no city laws apply and my neighbors don't care what I do. I like this one, "Steal here die here!" :D

[Sonicblue03]

I will post some pictures of my work when I am done!
Somehow I knew I could count on Talon for some evil ideas!!!:beer:

[L8 APEX]

If I find you here at night, You will never be FOUND!
Do not come down this road unless you are a GOOD friend.

[TXLIGHTNING]

Private Property, Trespassers Will Be Violated!

[PUMP]

Private Property, Trespassers Will Be Violated!
Survivors will be violated again:evil

[TXLIGHTNING]

Survivors will be violated again:evil :tu: :gatling:

[slick-svt]

A MINE FIELD sign with frags in it.......:nana2

[L8 APEX]

Some of this
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG
One of these.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/redneck_20limo.jpg
Play some horse shoes as they drive up.
http://southchild.com/images/redneck_horseshoes.jpg
Invite them in the hot tub.
http://www.brownsmarina.com/images/redneck-jacuzzi.jpg
See how many hot linking busts I get:tex

[L8 APEX]

Plenty of white tees and mowing your yard on your chopper.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/RwVsIGX-yqI/AAAAAAAAAXE/R-g_vZeHrL0/s1600-h/Redneck+Lawnmower+2.jpg

This one has some real gold!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.emailajoke.com/images/ver4/funny_pics/general/Redneck-Mailbox.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.emailajoke.com/Pics/Redneck-pictures.asp&h=302&w=400&sz=27&hl=en&start=65&um=1&tbnid=EXe0R0EtpftA5M:&tbnh=94&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dredneck%26start%3D60%26ndsp%3D20%26um %3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

http://bp1.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/RwVsIGX-yqI/AAAAAAAAAXE/R-g_vZeHrL0/s1600-h/Redneck+Lawnmower+2.jpg

[my2002lightning]

Plenty of Republican / NRA campaign material prominently displayed couldn't hurt either. :evil

[ZeusSVT]

Plenty of white tees and mowing your yard on your chopper.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/RwVsIGX-yqI/AAAAAAAAAXE/R-g_vZeHrL0/s1600-h/Redneck+Lawnmower+2.jpg

This one has some real gold!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.emailajoke.com/images/ver4/funny_pics/general/Redneck-Mailbox.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.emailajoke.com/Pics/Redneck-pictures.asp&h=302&w=400&sz=27&hl=en&start=65&um=1&tbnid=EXe0R0EtpftA5M:&tbnh=94&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dredneck%26start%3D60%26ndsp%3D20%26um %3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

http://bp1.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/RwVsIGX-yqI/AAAAAAAAAXE/R-g_vZeHrL0/s1600-h/Redneck+Lawnmower+2.jpg


:rll::rll::rll: I want the Redneck Yacht....:icon_eek:

[Sonicblue03]

I wouldn't mind having the chopper lawn mower...:cool: :D