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nacklas
03-20-2008, 01:27 AM
So I was bartending and this old guy and his rundown wife comes in the bar. I noticed he pulled up in a SRT-10. He orders a drink and begins bashing my my L:flaming:...not knowing that it's truck hes talking trash bout. I put up with this for bout 10mins and just as I go to tell him it's my truck he orders a steak. so i put it in and ask if he wants another drink and proceed to tell him it 's my L. So i firgured he would be (oh my bad) Hell no he talks even more trash saying its the worst performance truck out there, thats y ford doen't make it anymore! Seeing there is no reasoning with this old chit...I go into the kitchen to get his steak and on the way out I dropped it of the flood!!! And severed it! So dont f%ck with people who sever your food!!:icon_mrgreen:

projlightning
03-20-2008, 07:34 AM
wtf:confused:.... were you drunk when you posted this

Moonshine
03-20-2008, 07:44 AM
Hey Doug,

Can we take a vote to make English the official language of TALON?

projlightning
03-20-2008, 08:06 AM
Hey Doug,

Can we take a vote to make English the official language of TALON?

http://www.talonclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14607

tiffo60
03-20-2008, 08:06 AM
good times

:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

ZeusSVT
03-20-2008, 08:15 AM
wtf:confused:.... were you drunk when you posted this

That's Classic.......he must have been.


And severed it! So dont f%ck with people who sever your food!!:icon_mrgreen:

That cracked me up.:rll::rll:

dboat
03-20-2008, 08:32 AM
So I was bartending and this old guy and his rundown wife comes in the bar. I noticed he pulled up in a SRT-10. He orders a drink and begins bashing my my L:flaming:...not knowing that it's truck hes talking trash bout. I put up with this for bout 10mins and just as I go to tell him it's my truck he orders a steak. so i put it in and ask if he wants another drink and proceed to tell him it 's my L. So i firgured he would be (oh my bad) Hell no he talks even more trash saying its the worst performance truck out there, thats y ford doen't make it anymore! Seeing there is no reasoning with this old chit...I go into the kitchen to get his steak and on the way out I dropped it of the flood!!! And severed it! So dont f%ck with people who sever your food!!:icon_mrgreen:

Nick, as one who visits restaraunts quite often, this story is disturbing to me and not funny in the least. I would have to say that I dont go around dissing anyones ride (well almost all of the time) as its their ride. However, everyone is allowed their opinion and even though he was talking trash on your L, you should have treated him like the paying customer that he was.. :nono::nono:

Dana

L8 APEX
03-20-2008, 08:50 AM
If you want to make a point go race him down the street and beat his arse. Messing with anyones food is not cool at all. This coming from someone who was once served a crack sandwich at McDonalds:icon_eek:

projlightning
03-20-2008, 08:57 AM
If you want to make a point go race him down the street and beat his arse. Messing with anyones food is not cool at all. This coming from someone who was once served a crack sandwich at McDonalds:icon_eek:
:icon_eek:..please do tell..

tiffo60
03-20-2008, 08:59 AM
If you want to make a point go race him down the street and beat his arse. Messing with anyones food is not cool at all. This coming from someone who was once served a crack sandwich at McDonalds:icon_eek:

I bet that was a sight to see:icon_mrgreen:

http://www.chappelletheory.com/img/tyronecount.jpg

Sonicblue03
03-20-2008, 09:00 AM
That's hilarious.... :beer:

projlightning
03-20-2008, 09:07 AM
:rll::rll:....sprinkle a lil crack on it! :rll::rll:


I bet that was a sight to see:icon_mrgreen:

http://www.chappelletheory.com/img/tyronecount.jpg

Beaudee
03-20-2008, 09:08 AM
:rll::rll::rll::rll:

dboat
03-20-2008, 09:10 AM
Guys, I am serious here.. I dont see any humor in this at all.. think golden rule, what if you had been the guy getting the steak? what if its just someone that is a L hater serving you and does this to you.. think it through, this just isnt funny, its very sad..

Dana

ZeusSVT
03-20-2008, 09:20 AM
Guys, I am serious here.. I dont see any humor in this at all.. think golden rule, what if you had been the guy getting the steak? what if its just someone that is a L hater serving you and does this to you.. think it through, this just isnt funny, its very sad..

Dana

I agree I wouldn't want some one to mess with my food either. This is kinda like vandalizing someones vehicle because you are pissed at them about something else. The vehicle is defenseless, and would piss me off if it happened. I would rather take it to the street or something in this instance.

The funny part of this whole story though is picturing him posting this. He HAD to be drunk...........:icon_eek:


...I go into the kitchen to get his steak and on the way out I dropped it of the flood!!! And severed it! So dont f%ck with people who sever your food!!:icon_mrgreen:

dboat
03-20-2008, 09:22 AM
I agree I wouldn't want some one to mess with my food either. This is kinda like vandalizing someones vehicle because you are pissed at them about something else. The vehicle is defenseless, and would piss me off if it happened. I would rather take it to the street or something in this instance.

The funny part of this whole story though is picturing him posting this. He HAD to be drunk...........:icon_eek:

Michael, I am good with that part...

tiffo60
03-20-2008, 09:24 AM
Thing is normally someones food only gets jacked with if there being obnoxious or rude, maybe even both. If your polite and treat your server with respect you usually have nothing to worry about. If you act like a (insert your choice word here) your fair game IMO.

projlightning
03-20-2008, 09:25 AM
Guys, I am serious here.. I dont see any humor in this at all.. think golden rule, what if you had been the guy getting the steak? what if its just someone that is a L hater serving you and does this to you.. think it through, this just isnt funny, its very sad..

Dana

Honestly, whether it's a drive-thru or chilis, I'm never a d*ck to the person taking my order because of that reason.

dboat
03-20-2008, 09:34 AM
Thing is normally someones food only gets jacked with if there being obnoxious or rude, maybe even both. If your polite and treat your server with respect you usually have nothing to worry about. If you act like a (insert your choice word here) your fair game IMO.

I disagree, I would just refuse them service. However, I do agree that you shouldnt treat people badly that are serving you. I try to be very professional.

Dana

charlie
03-20-2008, 09:34 AM
I absolutely agree with Dana and Terry. Never mess with some ones food. I'm sure you where just thinking you served him some floor dirt. But what is in floor dirt?

Next time just challenge him to a race. Most of them will just shut up after that. :tu:

Charlie

projlightning
03-20-2008, 09:38 AM
I dropped it of the flood!!! And severed it! So dont f%ck with people who sever your food!!:icon_mrgreen:

Okay Nick, we must've misunderstood your post. You dropped it in a "flood" of steak sauce and "severed it" with the steak knife per the customers request....right?:icon_wink:

ZeusSVT
03-20-2008, 09:53 AM
Okay Nick, we must've misunderstood your post. You dropped it in a "flood" of steak sauce and "severed it" with the steak knife per the customers request....right?:icon_wink:

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Ohmsby
03-20-2008, 09:57 AM
I want to be very clear on this one If I catch someone f...ing with my food any way shape or form there will be an ass kicking....:flaming: end of rant

Moonshine
03-20-2008, 09:58 AM
I'm with Dana on this one. There's no slight signifcant enough to warrant intentionally doing something to someone's food. :nono: Not to mention the wisdom of posting something on the internet for the whole world to see that would undoubtedly get you fired, and could get you criminally prosecuted. :hammer:

charlie
03-20-2008, 01:56 PM
I want to be very clear on this one If I catch someone f...ing with my food any way shape or form there will be an ass kicking....:flaming: end of rant


Hummm. I've had the pleasure of meeting John. I bet he could do it too.

Charlie

dboat
03-20-2008, 01:58 PM
Hummm. I've had the pleasure of meeting John. I bet he could do it too.

Charlie

Oh, I dont know about that.. he seems like a big ole Teddy Bear to me.. :twitch:

Sonicblue03
03-20-2008, 02:07 PM
Has anyone ever seen the movie "Waiting"? If you mess with your server you will get screwed. Bottom line......be nice.

projlightning
03-20-2008, 02:32 PM
Okay Nick, we must've misunderstood your post. You dropped it in a "flood" of steak sauce and "severed it" with the steak knife per the customers request....right?:icon_wink:

I got your back Nick, post up....I'm wondering if I'm dead on:icon_wink:

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tiffo60
03-20-2008, 02:55 PM
Oh, I dont know about that.. he seems like a big ole Teddy Bear to me.. :twitch:


:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

but he does normally keep a hog leg with him:gatling:

nacklas
03-20-2008, 09:33 PM
Ok guys yes I had afew drinks in me when posting this. Yes I severed the steak and NO he didn't eat it. The steak was over cooked so we cooked him another one. Afterwards I felt bad, it was a bad day and he just made it worst. Its one thing to talk bout someone's vehicle that you know and giving him a hard time. Its something else when you dont even know the guy. Having to listen to this guy for close to two hrs just put me over the edge. So i appologize if I afended anyone!

danielvalles1
03-20-2008, 10:18 PM
good times

:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:
Yeah good times. Guess what guys i actually understood what Nick posted , but then again i cant spell for S*IT.:rll:

slick-svt
03-20-2008, 10:23 PM
Can you tell what part of town you work at and was the SRT Black???

my2002lightning
03-20-2008, 11:03 PM
You changing your story now? Either way good/bad... it'll bite you in the @ss, eventually, if it actually occurred.:hammer: