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dboat
05-16-2008, 10:52 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO
SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:



Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon



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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO
SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder;
Loquacious; Transubstantiate



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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE
TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.

projlightning
05-16-2008, 11:00 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE
TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.

:rll:

ghostrider
05-17-2008, 04:08 PM
:beer:

slick-svt
05-18-2008, 09:50 AM
Thats hard to say sober...............:icon_eek: