Great quotes

[L8 APEX]

I just thought of one, recalling the great Crown drinking days at Wes' house, L fest etc..

"I think I have brain damage, I just can't remember why..":D

[Sixpipes]

"It is better to have loved and lost, then never to have lost at all."

ole roadhog...

[L8 APEX]

"A man's got to know his limitations."

Harry Callahan

[L8 APEX]

"Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves."

old guy I knew.

"There is profit in confusion!"

Bob Pumpelly

[L8 APEX]

I guess there could be a section on famous movie quotes. There are so many good movie quotes..

I like mustard and biscuits, umhmm.
Don't reckon I got to kill nobody today, umhmm.

I feel the need the need for speed!

I'll be your huckleberry.
You're a daisy if you do.

[BradOcean]

Heres a couple from Airplane.....

Hanging Lady (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625148/): Nervous?
Ted Striker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/): Yes.
Hanging Lady (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625148/): First time?
Ted Striker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/): No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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Rumack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/): A hospital? What is it?
Rumack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[Shiner1]

Nothing wrong with shooting....as long as the right people get shot.

Harry Callaghan

[my2002lightning]

"It is better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it."

Woodrow Call - Lonesome Dove.

"Improvise, adapt and overcome."

Gunny Highway - Heartbreak Ridge.

[Moonshine]

No man can be a leader until his appointment is ratified in the hearts and minds of his men.

Anonymous

[Mark #2]

Well since the last debate is coming up today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7gpgXNWYI

[GoldLS1]

Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

George Burns
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

George W!!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/youtube/bushfoolme.htm

[L8 APEX]

I'm Rick James Bitch!

-Dave Chappelle

:D

[TXLIGHTNING]

I'm Rick James Bitch!

-Dave Chappelle :DI'm Rich Bitch!! Honk Honk!!! I miss Dave :(

[PUMP]

"Bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye, because from now on it belongs to me"
Drill Sargeant to new recruits in "Battle Cry"

[L8 APEX]

"I thought he was going to OUCH!.... bite me"
-Randall Hoadely, dog trainer.

"Peace, is a time for training and reloading"

[my2002lightning]

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

- George S. Patton

[TXLIGHTNING]

Kill'em All, And Let God Sort Them Out!

[Beaudee]

"Put me in coach i dont smoke" My fav "watch this hold my beer":tu:

[0'Lightning]

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936"
-Talladega Nights:icon_lol:

[my2002lightning]

From Poolhall Junkies:

Mike (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000686/): [Christoper Walken, fyi.] "You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is." knana

Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322064/) [in the diner] "Man that chick has got body karate.
Tang (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0721205/): Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322064/): Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0609845/): Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322064/): Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0609845/): Where do you get this shit?
Max (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322064/): It's common knowledge "

:evil

[slick-svt]

Do as i say, not as i do......

Me

[nacklas]

What did the five fingers say to the face?!? SLAP!

I'm Rick James Bitch!