The Redneck baday

[L8 APEX]

As they say necessity is the mother of invention. That being said I ran out of TP about a week ago.:icon_eek: At first I was concerned being accustomed to TP for 27 some years. But then I though, use of TP is a conspiracy by the man to keep me down! :tex Wipe after wipe I flush my money away, and still don't have that shower fresh feeling...
That is when it came to me! The French use a baday to sanitize after a BM. Well my shower is right next to the toilet. Therefore I have renamed the shower a redneck baday. Just hop in and rinse off. You come out much cleaner and refreshed than you would with TP alone. I encourage all of you to break your dependence on TP at home!:tu:
Think outside the roll:D

[BradOcean]

Thats awesome....way to be a rebel.:tu:

[dboat]

bidet? hope you are sanitizing the shower after you do that..

[tiffo60]

Just turn the faucet on your sink upside down:tu::d

[Wht95Lightning]

Just turn the faucet on your sink upside down:tu::d

Have you seen Terry? He's gonna need a step ladder to get his ass over the sink.

[tiffo60]

Have you seen Terry? He's gonna need a step ladder to get his ass over the sink.


:rll::rll::rll:

[TXLIGHTNING]

Holy chit this is funny!! :rll::rll::rll:

[tliss]

All you really need to do is run the garden hose in from outside, put a good trigger sprayer gun on it and blast that stuff out of the hole! If it's good enough to blast the road grime off of the Lightning it's good enough to blast the crud out of your ass!! This is what they make floor drains for!:icon_mrgreen:

Tom

[Shiner1]

Terry, be sure that when you get out of the shower you dry your face first, then your ass. Wouldn't be too good the other way around. Fellas, along those same lines...If you plan to visit terry at his place...You may want to take your own towels if you plan on washing your hands, ass or any body part. The thought of using the same towel that dried Terry's ass to dry your ass.......:vomit:. The other opition is to call "No Homo" prior to using the bathroom.

[TXLIGHTNING]

Terry, be sure that when you get out of the shower you dry your face first, then your ass. Wouldn't be too good the other way around. Fellas, along those same lines...If you plan to visit terry at his place...You may want to take your own towels if you plan on washing your hands, ass or any body part. I thought of using the same towel that dried Terry's ass to dry your ass.......:vomit:. The other opition is to call "No Homo" prior to using the bathroom. LMFAO, :rll::rll:!!!!

[mikelemoine]

I just threw up a little :vomit: