What would be worse than going to prison?

[Wht95Lightning]

Going to prison and being known as the Butt Bandit. :rll:


Neb. 'Butt Bandit' gets 13 1/2-month term
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Associated Press - December 8, 2008 1:25 PM ET
VALENTINE, Neb. (AP) - The "Butt Bandit" who defaced windows in the north-central Nebraska city of Valentine with greasy imprints of his nether parts has been given a 13 1/2-month sentence.
Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott says 35-year-old Thomas Larvie was convicted of 8 misdemeanor counts of public indecency and 1 of disturbing the peace.
Larvie left imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.
The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.
Townspeople dubbed the vandal the "Butt Bandit."
Scott says Larvie was caught in the act by police early on Nov. 19.

On the Net:
Cherry County: http://www.co.cherry.ne.us/


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[GoldLS1]

Guess I should have cleaned the copier off when I was done??

I didnt know you could go to jail for leaving ass or "other" marks on stuff. huh, I learn something new everyday.

[tliss]

I guess that while he's in jail he'll get the opportunity to live up to his name...he's going to be somebody's wife pretty soon...:rll:

Lesson learned...clean the copier after you make copies of your ass and next time you decide to go running around with your ass slathered in KY or petroleum jelly, just think better of it.

Tom

[joshc_guitar]

Whats worse than going to jail? Haveing to drive the new SVT Raptor.

[my2002lightning]

Speaking of the SVT Raptor: http://www.fordvehicles.com/features/news/detail/index.asp?id=1689

According to this article, it's going to initially have a N/A 5.4L engine, but after launch, a 6.2L engine (rated at 450 HP!) will be available for '09/'10.knana

We'll see with this current economy/climate/etc.