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L8 APEX
01-27-2009, 10:58 PM
A good commie bastard friend of mine gave me a bottle of Finlandia Vodka or such last summer as payment for fixing his A/C. He had no cash so a bottle of good wodka as he calls it was his payment.

It sat sealed on my counter for several months. I broke the seal tonight. He lost his brother at 52 last year. Back in the Russian Army which he had 22 years in... They use to drink what they called 'spiritus'? Anyway he said it was 90% alcohol for cleaning electronic parts or machingery... Well that took its toll and it has eaten his esophagus up. His brother died in a Euopean province, Viktor just had surgery in Dallas last week and should recover okay. He has some good crazy stories about his russian days. He also has an amazing gun and medal collection from Russia. Here's to Viktor, mazltaf or whatever you commie bastard salute with!:beer:

L8 APEX
01-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Another buddy of mine brought me a bottle of some liquor from the island of Cypress, Grease whatever. He says it it served as an apetizer before a meal and they run a bottle or two. I think it is 90 proof and it tastses like white lightning. They drink it warm! Heathen greek bastards...:beer:

In2deep
01-27-2009, 11:07 PM
All this liquor talk has me wanting to ask one question.. Did you get laid off??

L8 APEX
01-27-2009, 11:14 PM
nAH, i WORK TOO CHEAP AND they are afraid I will level the place if I get laid off.

This was me though high school
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk
I use to drink at least a 3 liter of hot flat Moutnain Dew every day... I got sent to the prinicpals office for electricutig other students in electronics clas.

Boost_Addict
01-27-2009, 11:23 PM
Dang Terry... all that drinking must be keeping you nice and warm.

L8 APEX
01-27-2009, 11:27 PM
Yeh, it is like 64 in here but I am about sweating bichez!:tu:

I finaly broke down and started dkring on the weeke days. You broke muther****er!s darknesses!

L8 APEX
01-27-2009, 11:38 PM
Im reddy for another. It seems like half an hour but it has only been ten... Shit, darknessees

TXLIGHTNING
01-27-2009, 11:45 PM
:rll::rll:Vodka makes me a wild man, I cant drink it :d

L8 APEX
01-27-2009, 11:53 PM
I lvoe you tony, and your big ufrry Kita dog!

Tony is a coole SONB he live on land and hads a pond for dogs to swims. Tony rocks. uncle johnny is cool too.

god damn tv kee ps beeping storn warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

L8 APEX
01-28-2009, 12:01 AM
More B&B you bithces!

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stupids ass hotlinks!\\
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shouda neva gave you niggas U tube!

L8 APEX
01-28-2009, 12:12 AM
I wonder ifd this is gonna have a negative aspect on my immunizaiton sustem...

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ZeusSVT
01-28-2009, 07:06 AM
This is some funny shit. :rll:

Looks like you stayed in and stayed warm last night. :evil Fawk this weather this morning, it's gonna be cold getting out to go to work. :hammer:

TXLIGHTNING
01-28-2009, 01:45 PM
I lvoe you tony, and your big ufrry Kita dog!

Tony is a coole SONB he live on land and hads a pond for dogs to swims. Tony rocks. uncle johnny is cool too.

god damn tv kee ps beeping storn warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Cheers TC :beer:

99WhiteBeast
01-28-2009, 03:10 PM
classic :bows:rll:

my2002lightning
01-28-2009, 04:50 PM
FYI, Terry...your friend maybe a Russian-Jew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazal_Tov

Mazal Tov = "good fortune" in Hebrew.

Shiner1
01-28-2009, 05:16 PM
I'm not sure which is funnier. Drunk ass Terry or the Obama avtar....:d

ZeusSVT
01-28-2009, 05:35 PM
I'm not sure which is funnier. Drunk ass Terry or the Obama avtar....:d

I think Terry at least wins for this Thread. But that avatar is hilarious too.


I can't stop laughing every time I read this post. Almost every word is misspelled. I keep picturing him sitting there trying to type this last night...:rll::rll::rll:


I lvoe you tony, and your big ufrry Kita dog!

Tony is a coole SONB he live on land and hads a pond for dogs to swims. Tony rocks. uncle johnny is cool too.

god damn tv kee ps beeping storn warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

my2002lightning
01-28-2009, 05:49 PM
:icon_mrgreen:


I'm not sure which is funnier. Drunk ass Terry or the Obama avtar....:d

nacklas
01-28-2009, 11:01 PM
OMG too funny:icon_mrgreen::rll:

L8 APEX
01-28-2009, 11:13 PM
FYI, Terry...your friend maybe a Russian-Jew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazal_Tov

Mazal Tov = "good fortune" in Hebrew.

Yeah, he's a commie jew bastard. We got a deal on a lot of 5 of them from the jewish family services center back in the late 90's. Stubborn bastards they are...