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ImpamiRapplon
03-19-2009, 12:00 PM
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif (http://www.westcoastpayday.com)Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
98Cobra
03-19-2009, 12:37 PM
/checks calendar to see if it is April 1st
Silver_2000
03-19-2009, 12:44 PM
lets see if this continues
tiffo60
03-19-2009, 01:24 PM
Climb to the roof of the building you working in and jump off.....
In2deep
03-19-2009, 01:35 PM
Wtf!
mustgofaster
03-19-2009, 08:46 PM
HUH?!!?:icon_rolleyes:
charlie
03-19-2009, 08:50 PM
Just how long is this "time out"?

<----- Still waiting on the humor. :cool:
ZeusSVT
03-19-2009, 11:33 PM
Climb to the roof of the building you working in and jump off.....


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undildinydock
04-02-2009, 12:14 AM
I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
my2002lightning
04-02-2009, 12:22 AM
Beau, is it Troll-Season yet?:tex
charlie
04-02-2009, 12:41 AM
Holly crap, we are being inundated with Canadians and Jamaicans... Or is it the same guy coming from both directions?:rolleyes:
In2deep
04-02-2009, 12:54 AM
Same guy, must have been deported for bad humor from Canada!!
Silver_2000
04-03-2009, 12:35 AM
often they just test to see if they can post - then come back later to spam
charlie
04-03-2009, 12:13 PM
Too bad you can't just send them a bug and fry there stuff every time some one clicks on there spam link.