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Sandman
03-30-2009, 03:53 PM
Coworker sent this to me.. thought it was funny enough to pass along.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG
one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of
shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But,
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will
have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent
study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

TXLIGHTNING
03-30-2009, 03:55 PM
:rll::rll:Thats great!

Shiner1
03-30-2009, 04:24 PM
:rll::rll:

ZeusSVT
03-30-2009, 06:14 PM
:rll:

All the more reason to http://www.lightningrodder.com/forum/images/smilies/drunk.gif