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dboat
04-22-2010, 10:55 AM
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story:

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in it's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in Texas.

Dana

Shiner1
04-22-2010, 11:27 AM
:d

PUMP
04-22-2010, 04:38 PM
I guess that Texas snakes learn fast:d

Mark #2
04-22-2010, 08:32 PM
A Lesson repeats itself:
A sober "snake" gets one to take home, a drunk "snake" gets two.:tu: :tu: