Who has a calculator handy ?!?

[my2002lightning]

How much HP/TQ do we have in this parking lot ? This was Bone-Daddy's this past Thu.

:d

Ronald

:burnout:

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62441.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62442.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62443.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62444.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62445.jpg

[my2002lightning]

here's more...

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62446.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62447.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62448.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62449.jpg

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62450.jpg

Ronald

[microsuck]

I see me! I see me! Man, why didnt you guys tell me I had such a nice as$ :roll
Andrew

[my2002lightning]

Andrew,

This sexy b#tch in the red polo has ya' beat!:hammer:

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62452.jpg

Check that healthy butt, BABY GOT BACK ! :d

Ronald

:burnout:

[microsuck]

mhummm, can I have summm?:tongue:
Andrew

post some more dogg

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Originally posted by microsuck
mhummm, can I have summm?:tongue:
Andrew

post some more dogg

GET OFFA MAH MAN YOU LS1.COM LEG HUMPIN' FOO----!

hehe!

:banana:

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Andrew,

Your pics didn't come out the best in the world. The lighting wasn't good for my camera. There was all this interference and bright colors and stuff. What was really really funny and quite odd, is that it looked like Skittles? Do you know what's going on with the camera?

But we'll post them on here anyway so you can see 'em.

:)

I'm going to try to lighten them up a bit then I'll put them on here.

KO ?

[microsuck]

sounds good sweetie pie:roll

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Originally posted by microsuck
sounds good sweetie pie:roll

You'd best read that again. I made an error before, but it's corrected now.

:D

[microsuck]

o lainey, youre just so silly.... I just don't even know what to do with you....

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

hehe .. Picture #1 - Baby Got Back ... I thought that was skittles but it looks like a ghost ? YIKEs !

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Andrew has the "Skin To Win" thing down. Get this man some beads!

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Who woulda thunkit?

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

He's past Calvin Klein stages. ;)

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Was he flipping me off ?

:twitch:

[microsuck]

Thats RC and his truck. He posts at Rcrown2.
Andrew

[andy_cain]

{[Hank Hill Voice}[} = [on]

"Bobby, for God's sake, quite playin' with Louanne's dolls. It just ain't right I tell ya" !!!! " Peggy, do you see what YOUR son is dooin"?" " I tell ya, it just ain't right"

:hammer:

Must have been a brain fart....thought his truck was the tanning bed:vomit:

Hmmm, just for thought sake, there are about 50 active members that read and post with regularity...now, of the 50 "regulars" only one (That is 1) is a female:confused:
Andrew, is there something we might outta know about ya:roll

[microsuck]

Originally posted by andy_cain
[B
Hmmm, just for thought sake, there are about 50 active members that read and post with regularity...now, of the 50 "regulars" only one (That is 1) is a female:confused:
Andrew, is there something we might outta know about ya:roll [/B]
Ha, you guys are terrible. No, nothing to worry about. my list of women is long and distinguished "so is my johnson"(couldent resit top gun quote) but I do love to bring some "young blood" to the boards and liven things up a bit:evil
Andrew

[andy_cain]

Best way would be to earn respect and only way to do that is to put the smack down and heat the track up.

:D

While sitting (or laying) at the tanning salon, think of ways to earn a 12 second club sticker or even one of these:banana: :banana: :banana:

[microsuck]

I broke the 12sec barrier after having my truck for 3 months. I am shooting for 11s but I need a built motor. But rest assured, I will have the fastest lightning:evil .................................
andrew

also, I have never been to a tanning salon

[andy_cain]

Had ya confused with "Fuzion" seems to be a whole new group of "Young Ones" here to "school" us old folk....:D

To "Be the fastest" or did you mean quickest?
If your gonna be the quickest "here" you gotta get past me first...then you can graduate to "Professor T-Hogg" and attempt to de-thrown him.

:rolleyes:

All about how much cabbage you are willing to put into it and how well (consistant) you can do it:tu:

Some of us "old school folk" are pretty good at it....but we sure welcome the challenge.
I assume this means we can count on you for the race event at Hallsville and FFW this year?:twitch: :evil

On another note...why the "need for a build motor" to hit 11's?
I am doing it now with stock 3:55's, stock converter and stock motor:bows

[Silver_2000]

Originally posted by microsuck
I But rest assured, I will have the fastest lightning:evil .................................
andrew

:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

He also has to make it past the old guy in the silver truck....

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

But rest assured, I will have the fastest Lightning
andrew


My broom is much faster than any Lightning. You'll never beat everyone.

:twitch:

TEEHEE!

[blueoval01]

Did any of the pics come through from the second floor window?
Or was that a bad idea? :beer:

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

They came out great. I'll post those tomorrow. I'll just post the rest of the pictures from the night tomorrow afternoon'ish.

KO?

[Fuzion]

Originally posted by andy_cain
Had ya confused with "Fuzion" seems to be a whole new group of "Young Ones" here to "school" us old folk....:D


NO WAY! This "Young One" won't be "schooling" any old folks, i don't know enough to "school", i'll be getting "schooled"

Plus, i'm the tanning kid, i work at the place, and tan their!

[tliss]

Originally posted by MrsMy2002Lightning
Who woulda thunkit?

Jeezus Christ! I now need to gouge my eyes out. WTF?

Tom

[microsuck]

haha, well I can guarantee you it wont be happening overnight:bows . I think RC is the only other 19 year old owner that might have me beat at "lightning investable cabbage":tongue: and even that is a little doubtfull. I bought my truck at the start of this year and so far I have done more stuff to it than most members who have had theirs for years. The problem is that I dont know enough about what I am doing to make it work. look at the fastest times thread. notice the trucks who run the same times as me and look at our mods. I have way more than everyone else arround me but I still am not fast as I should be. That indicates that I am spending blindly and dont really know what to do. You'd think an L with 6#, N20, and slicks would be low 12s but I am still high 12s:crying: I have alot to learn before I will be schoolong wayne and t_hogg:twitch: I think one of my problems is I never learned how to drive my truck. I went straight to 400+hp and I just cant handle the power and get it to hook. Either that or my slicks suck.
Andrew
ps. but I do still have the fastest talon VEHICLE and I will stand behind that one. Now If I could just keep that damn front wheel on the ground........:evil

[Silver_2000]

Boy Im glad I missed all that ....:eek2:

Looks like we need to find Andrew an Appt in Oak Lawn

Doug

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Originally posted by Silver_2000_;)!
Boy Im glad I missed all that ....:eek2:

Looks like we need to find Andrew an Appt in Oak Lawn

Doug

:roll

[Silver_2000]

Originally posted by microsuck
haha, well I can guarantee you it wont be happening overnight:bows . I think RC is the only other 19 year old owner that might have me beat at "lightning investable cabbage":tongue: and even that is a little doubtfull. I bought my truck at the start of this year and so far I have done more stuff to it than most members who have had theirs for years. The problem is that I dont know enough about what I am doing to make it work. look at the fastest times thread. notice the trucks who run the same times as me and look at our mods. I have way more than everyone else arround me but I still am not fast as I should be. That indicates that I am spending blindly and dont really know what to do. You'd think an L with 6#, N20, and slicks would be low 12s but I am still high 12s:crying: I have alot to learn before I will be schoolong wayne and t_hogg:twitch: I think one of my problems is I never learned how to drive my truck. I went straight to 400+hp and I just cant handle the power and get it to hook. Either that or my slicks suck.
Andrew
ps. but I do still have the fastest talon VEHICLE and I will stand behind that one. Now If I could just keep that damn front wheel on the ground........:evil

Ok, Lets take off half that crap go back to 4# of boost and see if you can run side by side with my tired senior citizen ass in my tired senior citizen 60,000 mile truck.....

:eek2: :eek2:

[dboat]

Originally posted by Silver_2000_;)!
Ok, Lets take off half that crap go back to 4# of boost and see if you can run side by side with my tired senior citizen ass in my tired senior citizen 60,000 mile truck.....

:eek2: :eek2:

Go Doug Go, the George Foreman of the Talon Crowd... :evil

[microsuck]

Originally posted by Silver_2000_;)!
Ok, Lets take off half that crap go back to 4# of boost and see if you can run side by side with my tired senior citizen ass in my tired senior citizen 60,000 mile truck.....

:eek2: :eek2:
What, you coudent beat me "as is"?...........:crying:
"drive like a butterfly, race like a bee, I'm the one and only dougie"

Andrew:tongue:

[andy_cain]

Is it too late to ban Andrew until he is....say 22?:D

Then when he hits 22 we can put him on 6 months of forum probation....if he isn't familiar with that term yet, I have a feeling his driving habits will help familarize him more with the term:hammer:

[Silver_2000]

Originally posted by microsuck
What, you coudent beat me "as is"?...........:crying:
"drive like a butterfly, race like a bee, I'm the one and only dougie"

Andrew:tongue:

Andrew,

With all the crap you have and all the $$ you spent in such a hurry .... Whats your best time ? Have you won any autocrosses ? Passed Mustangs in the inside at the road course at TMS ? Embarrassed Blown Nitroused RT's with slicks while running street tires ?

I'll help you - The answers are Slow, No, no, and No

:eek2:

Doug

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Andrew you've sure put yourself into a pickle here haven't you? hehe!

Yanut!

[microsuck]

Originally posted by Silver_2000_;)!
Andrew,

With all the crap you have and all the $$ you spent in such a hurry .... Whats your best time ? Have you won any autocrosses ? Passed Mustangs in the inside at the road course at TMS ? Embarrassed Blown Nitroused RT's with slicks while running street tires ?

I'll help you - The answers are Slow, No, no, and No

:eek2:

Doug
tru dat:hammer:
man my truck sucks. O well, I 'm still working on that and I still love it:beer: even though she lets me down now and then. Don't worry, my time will come........:twitch:
Andrew:bows

[Silver_2000]

Just giving you a hard time.. Us old guys have to cling to what we can while we can... :burnout:

[Sixpipes]

Originally posted by dboat
Go Doug Go, the George Foreman of the Talon Crowd... :evil
I guess that makes me Regis?

[L8 APEX]

This is some funny ****zle:roll Here is a glimpse of the 2001 window. Notice the Lone Star Corvette Club autoX cert. It is the first time a Corvette club ever gave a 1st place award to a Ford pickup:D

[L8 APEX]

Or how about making the front page of the AutoX magazine. Of course most of this was the first 8 months I had the truck. After that I got serious:twitch:

[microsuck]

Originally posted by Silver_2000_;)!
Just giving you a hard time.. :burnout:
one of your many talents:d
Andrew

ps. I think I need to earn some tropheys:nana2

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Originally posted by Sixpipes
I guess that makes me Regis?

I sure hope it doesn't make me Kathie Lee ! YIKES !

hehe

[my2002lightning]

Mark #2,

Here are the BoneDaddy's 2nd floor .jpgs.

http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62644.jpg
http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62645.jpg
http://www.f150online.com/galleries/images/2536-3926-62646.jpg

As for these individuals who buy an L and think they can flaunt their "alternative" lifestyles at our TALON meets on the hood of their truck...

they should be banned by Doug, forced to sell the L by order of the "King" and/or possibly deported from Texas ... or something.

Ronald

:nana2

J/K Andrew! Just pulling your hind-leg!

[MrsMy2002Lightning]

Andrew,

Don't you listen to those boys. You can show me your bewbies any time you want. DAMMIT I need a better flash for that camera.

hehe !

:twitch:

[tliss]

Originally posted by MrsMy2002Lightning
Andrew,

Don't you listen to those boys. You can show me your bewbies any time you want. DAMMIT I need a better flash for that camera.

hehe !

:twitch:

:vomit: Andrew, you better leave yer "bewbies" out of sight.:vomit:

Now "bewbies" at some of the local "churches"...well, that's a different story.

Tom

[microsuck]

I think I hear church bells ringing in the near future.......
dont you?:evil
Andrew

[tliss]

I know I will be free to attend church next weekend. Let's set up a pilgrimage for then.....

Tom :twitch:

[microsuck]

its time for a "revival":banana:

[Moonshine]

Geez, ya' take a couple months off from TALON meetings to shoot in a Thursday night skeet league, and the next thing you know the club has gone "Birdcage". :eek2:

[microsuck]

Well, I wouldent say birdcage yet....
Maybe more of a "Zoolander" status:banana:
Andrew

[my2002lightning]

Andrew,
More like "Gay and Gayerer"...:d:roll

Ronald

:burnout:

[microsuck]

Andrew,
More like "Gay and Gayerer"...:d:roll

Ronald

:burnout:
so which one would that make you......:roll
Andrew

[my2002lightning]

I guess "Gayerer" since I'd rather "bat" than "pitch"...

HAHA ! :roll

Ronald

[blueoval01]

Geez, ya' take a couple months off from TALON meetings to shoot in a Thursday night skeet league, and the next thing you know the club has gone "Birdcage". :eek2:
Welcome back, Brian. :rolleyes: