99WhiteBeast
01-02-2004, 10:38 PM
A little humor for Sixpipes
How To Get a Gorilla off the roof.
> A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
>
> So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for
> "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says
> he'll be over in 30 minutes.
>
> The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
> ladder,
> a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
>
> "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
>
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
> go
> up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
> When
> the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
> and
> not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him
> in
> the cage in the back of the van."
>
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks
> the concerned and confused homeowner.
>
> "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull."
How To Get a Gorilla off the roof.
> A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
>
> So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for
> "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says
> he'll be over in 30 minutes.
>
> The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
> ladder,
> a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
>
> "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
>
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
> go
> up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
> When
> the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
> and
> not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him
> in
> the cage in the back of the van."
>
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks
> the concerned and confused homeowner.
>
> "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull."