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Avalanche
03-24-2004, 06:11 PM
Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know,
hit my neon lights, and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly, listen to tha dope melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a
thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up GN or 5 point 0...
I'm on a roll, I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop.
The block was dead, yo,
so I continued to A-1-A, Detroit Avenue!
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis,
I saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal,
with an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept,
my ride is hype, and you wanna step WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "dang",
if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here...
E-Brake burnouts to your mother!

Wht95Lightning
03-24-2004, 06:15 PM
:rll: Make sure you read it to the tune ICE ICE BABY by Vanilla Ice.

my2002lightning
03-24-2004, 06:22 PM
Vanilla Ice LIVES! :hammer: :D

Go back to the 80s. :rolleyes: :tu: Oh wait, it's supposed to be making a come-back.:D

I'd rather have the 80's than the 70's, anyday. Metallica/G n' R/Ozzy/Bon Jovi/Pantera kicked #ss, back in the day!

Ronald

LonghornLightning
03-24-2004, 07:13 PM
Vanilla Ice LIVES! :hammer: :D

Go back to the 80s. :rolleyes: :tu: Oh wait, it supposed to be making a come-back.

I'd rather have the 80's than the 70's, anyday. Metallica/G n' R/Ozzy/Bon Jovi/Pantera kicked #ss, back in the day!

Ronald


:tu: :bows :bows Metallica and pantera..megadeth..ac/dc....even though I was young, I love it.

PoorSvtman
03-24-2004, 09:17 PM
Damn that shits old. Still funny but realy old. I have heard that for years when i was a import guy.

REXRENEGADE
03-25-2004, 10:50 AM
A few Heavyweights that made their mark in the 70's : :bows

Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, Judas Priest, Scorpions, Van Halen, Iron Maiden, Queen, and ACDC.

I would put any of these bands up against anything from any DECADE! Especially the lame 90's!

:evil

03LightningRocks
03-25-2004, 02:58 PM
A few Heavyweights that made their mark in the 70's : :bows

Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, Judas Priest, Scorpions, Van Halen, Iron Maiden, Queen, and ACDC.

I would put any of these bands up against anything from any DECADE! Especially the lame 90's!

:evil
You forgot pink floyd:mad: .

Kind of a funny side note. I am just sitting here trying to picture Ronald rocking out at a glam band concert:eek: !!!!!

Sh!t that's an ugly visual.....LOL:rll:


Rocks:beer:

my2002lightning
03-25-2004, 03:21 PM
You forgot pink floyd:mad: .

Kind of a funny side note. I am just sitting here trying to picture Ronald rocking out at a glam band concert:eek: !!!!!

Sh!t that's an ugly visual.....LOL:rll:


Rocks:beer:Rocks!

Alright, I admit it! :rolleyes: Laney and I saw the ultimate metro himself, Clay Aiken, last Friday at NextStage. :eek: He does put on a d#mn good show! We were up-front and only like 20 ft. from him. His CDs down in the L's CD-changer now. :D

The things I do for Laney! :crying: :d She sure loves her some Clay. :rolleyes:

BTW, Laney somehow "sniped" the tkts off of eBay for cheap!


http://www.clayaiken.com/gallery/clay04.jpg


Metallica DOES kick ass in concert, though!

Ronald

03LightningRocks
03-25-2004, 03:28 PM
Rocks!

Alright, I admit it! :rolleyes: Laney and I saw the ultimate metro himself, Clay Aiken, last Friday at NextStage. :eek: He does put on a d#mn good show! We were up-front and only like 20 ft. from him. His CDs down in the L's CD-changer now. :D

The things I do for Laney! :crying: :d She sure loves her some Clay. :rolleyes:

http://www.clayaiken.com/gallery/clay04.jpg


Metallica DOES kick ass in concert, though!

Ronald


Wow......that guy is definnitly a cocksucker. The glam band visual was less painful:vomit: .




Rocks:evil

my2002lightning
03-25-2004, 03:33 PM
Wow......that guy is definnitly a cocksucker. The glam band visual was less painful:vomit: .




Rocks:evil
You just wait 'til Laney gets home! :hammer: :D

Ronald
:tu:

Crawford
03-25-2004, 03:44 PM
Welcome back to WGAY all GAY all day!! :vomit:

REXRENEGADE
03-25-2004, 05:10 PM
From what I've read LIBERACE put on a hell of a show even though he was Gay like Clay Aiken ! What a FruitCake
:vomit:

MrsMy2002Lightning
03-25-2004, 07:35 PM
Ohhh .............. My ................. Gh......................

That's it ... you're so not my friend anymore Ron. You little bitch! hehe :)

Don't give mah Clay so much trouble. Triple platinum in 6 months when he was no-one before that? It's not all crap. :) He's totally hot right now.

And trust me he wasn't gay. LOL No gay man has ever looked as bad as he did when he first got into the singing thing. That tells you right there. Dressed horrible, hair sucked, big bushy eyebrows, glasses, etc. He couldn't have possibly been a gay man. LOL

Guess it doesn't matter if he's gay or not. He can sing awesome!

Ron, please don't make me have to call you a little bitch anymore. LOL

MrsMy2002Lightning
03-26-2004, 11:58 PM
I guess that ended that topic. hehehe I was only pickin' on y'all. :)