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Avalanche
04-07-2004, 08:56 PM
FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit
down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. :rll:

PoorSvtman
04-07-2004, 09:30 PM
:rll: :rll: :rll: :beer: :d

LonghornLightning
04-08-2004, 12:17 AM
:evil :evil :evil :bows

cpeapea
04-08-2004, 05:49 AM
THAT IS F'IN HILARIOUS!!!:evil

Crawford
04-08-2004, 09:51 AM
Awesome! :beer: :beer: :beer:

Mark #2
04-08-2004, 01:26 PM
Awesome! :beer: :beer: :beer:Hey I saw a black L at Bonedaddy's today with a antenae on it.
Was that you?

Crawford
04-08-2004, 02:46 PM
Yep that was me! Tom Liss and I had a craving that needed to be taken care of. :evil

tliss
04-08-2004, 02:47 PM
Yep that was me! Tom Liss and I had a craving that needed to be taken care of. :evil
Yes....yes we did. knana

Tom

Mark #2
04-08-2004, 02:48 PM
Yes....yes we did. knana

Tom
The boss and I were running a little late so we went to Razoos instead.
Mark

Crawford
04-08-2004, 02:56 PM
If you would EVER call me about going up there man.... :)

We had a 4 top table in the bar and it was just the two of us... you could have joined us!