my2002lightning
06-09-2004, 03:54 PM
I found this on another board and got a good laugh out of it ! :rll:
Ronald
Opinions on use of pimp hand?
Ok…this is going to be a long story made relatively short…I’m just going to give the bare minimum of details so that you guys can evaluate what happened.
I’m hanging out in my apartment and I’ve asked a few friends to come over…this was Saturday night. It’s just me and three other people. Two of them leave to go pick up some food. This leaves me and a girl alone. I’ve known her for a while…we’re not the best of friends but we are friends. Said girl picks a verbal fight with me. Me, being the smartass I am, made quick work of making her feel stupid. She continues to argue and gets loud and nasty…I return the favor. This enrages her and she punches me full force in the right eye. I knew right away that I would be sporting a black eye from the shot. I’m very protective of my face…I like it just the way it is. I honestly would have been less pissed if she hit me in with a baseball bat somewhere on my body. To make things worse, I will be in and out of senior management meetings all week…this group is vicious. They’re like a pack of wolves…when they see a weakness they move in for the kill. Obviously, a black eye is something they’re going to have a field day with. Now most of them like me, and I’m fairly quick on my feet, so I can hold my own in there…but I just really would rather not have given them any ammunition.
Anyway, I’ve never raised a hand to a woman in my entire life but I was a little drunk…and I was insanely pissed. I wanted so badly just to punch her…but I couldn’t do that because I would really have hurt her…so…I grabbed her…pulled her down onto the couch…and spanked the **** out of her ass. I’m not kidding here…I pounded on it and pounded on it…to the point that my palm is lightly bruised today and my wrist/forearm feels sprained. She was screaming and started to cry but I didn’t stop until I felt that I had proven my point. I felt like the camera crew from cops was going to bust through the door at any second when I had her over my knee.
I guess we were both pretty emberassed by what happened because she went into the bathroom to freshen up and I put my glasses on to cover up the redness around my eye…which has since darkened up. When our friends came back we didn’t talk about it…just pretended everything was normal. I got an e-mail from her this morning…she told me that her ass is a little bruised and that it hurts a little bit to sit down or bend over…she apologized for hitting me and it sounded like she just wanted to forget the whole thing.
Do you think I crossed the line?
Ronald
Opinions on use of pimp hand?
Ok…this is going to be a long story made relatively short…I’m just going to give the bare minimum of details so that you guys can evaluate what happened.
I’m hanging out in my apartment and I’ve asked a few friends to come over…this was Saturday night. It’s just me and three other people. Two of them leave to go pick up some food. This leaves me and a girl alone. I’ve known her for a while…we’re not the best of friends but we are friends. Said girl picks a verbal fight with me. Me, being the smartass I am, made quick work of making her feel stupid. She continues to argue and gets loud and nasty…I return the favor. This enrages her and she punches me full force in the right eye. I knew right away that I would be sporting a black eye from the shot. I’m very protective of my face…I like it just the way it is. I honestly would have been less pissed if she hit me in with a baseball bat somewhere on my body. To make things worse, I will be in and out of senior management meetings all week…this group is vicious. They’re like a pack of wolves…when they see a weakness they move in for the kill. Obviously, a black eye is something they’re going to have a field day with. Now most of them like me, and I’m fairly quick on my feet, so I can hold my own in there…but I just really would rather not have given them any ammunition.
Anyway, I’ve never raised a hand to a woman in my entire life but I was a little drunk…and I was insanely pissed. I wanted so badly just to punch her…but I couldn’t do that because I would really have hurt her…so…I grabbed her…pulled her down onto the couch…and spanked the **** out of her ass. I’m not kidding here…I pounded on it and pounded on it…to the point that my palm is lightly bruised today and my wrist/forearm feels sprained. She was screaming and started to cry but I didn’t stop until I felt that I had proven my point. I felt like the camera crew from cops was going to bust through the door at any second when I had her over my knee.
I guess we were both pretty emberassed by what happened because she went into the bathroom to freshen up and I put my glasses on to cover up the redness around my eye…which has since darkened up. When our friends came back we didn’t talk about it…just pretended everything was normal. I got an e-mail from her this morning…she told me that her ass is a little bruised and that it hurts a little bit to sit down or bend over…she apologized for hitting me and it sounded like she just wanted to forget the whole thing.
Do you think I crossed the line?