Yo momma so fat....

[StormShadow]

Yo Mamma so fat..... When someone says Kool-Aid, she comes crashin thru the wall on Roller Skates


Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo mamma so fat the back of her head looks like a pack of wennies


Yo momma so fat her belly button echos.


Yo momma so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang.


:d

[L1nt2B]

Yo mama is so fat...when she walks, it looks like two VW's trying to pass each other...

[StormShadow]

Yo momma so fat....when she walks with high heels on she strikes oil.

[L1nt2B]

yo mama's arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has got Buckwheat in a headlock

yo mama is so fat...she has got more chins than a Chinese phone book

[L8 APEX]

Your momma so fat she uses a VCR for a pager.

Yo momma so fat when her pager goes off children say look out she's backing up!

[StormShadow]

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

[tliss]

Your momma's so fat, after having sex with her, your daddy had to roll over twice and repel over the side to get off of her.

[StormShadow]

Yo momma so fat I had to slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in.


Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.


Yo momma's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fu*kd

[StormShadow]

Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' remember when we used to kick it.

Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."

[Wht95Lightning]

yo mama is so fat that when she lays around the house she literally lays around the house.

yo mama is so fat that she got her own zip code

[StormShadow]

Yo momma's teeth are soo gapped I don't know wheither to smile at her or kick a field goal.

Yo momma's teeth are soo gapped it looks like her tounge is in jail.

[L8 APEX]

Yo momma's like butter she spreads for bread.
Yo mamma so dumb she tried to alphebatize M&M's.

[Wht95Lightning]

Yo momma is so fat... she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out

Yo momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma's so fat she whistles bass

Yo Momma's so fat that her scale says "1 at a time please" when she gets on

Yo momma's so fat that other fat women orbit around her

Yo Momma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

[StormShadow]

Yo momma's teeth are soo yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

[UUDLOSE]

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on a scale to weigh herself, it says,
"To be continued"

Yo momma's so fat that before sex, yo daddy jumps on her belly and runs around in circles screaming, "Acres and acres, and it's all mine."

[cpeapea]

yo mamma so fat when she speaks she talks in surround sound

[StormShadow]

Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

[03'svtlight]

Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
:rll:

[LivinEZ]

whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts

she can't take pictures... she takes POSTERS!

if she was missing, they couldn't put her on a milk carton, they put her on a MILK TRUCK!

when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

she uses a mattress for a Kotex

even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt

she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon

she showers at a car wash

when your father mounts her, his ears pop

she's on both sides of the family!

her picture wieghs 10 pounds!

yo' mama's so fat , her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box

when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan

she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring

if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt

when she dances the band skips

I could go bungie jumping with the elastic from her underwear

when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"

her clothes have stretch marks

her nickname is "eclipse"!

[LivinEZ]

yo' mama's like a television; even a 2 year-old can turn her on!

yo mammas like a video game, three men for a quarter!

yo mamma's like pizza, thirty minutes or it’s free!

yo mamas like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, thrown in the gutter,

and still comes back for more!

yo mammas like lettuce, 25 cents per head

yo' mama's like a racecar, she burns fifty rubbers a day

yo mamma's so ugly when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals !

yo mamma's so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the chin

yo mammas like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!

[Beaudee]

I dont know about the yo mama stuff but LivenEZ's avatar rocks!!:tu:

[jcblack]

Yo mamas so fat even her picture is heavy.

Yo mamas so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

[FRDRCING]

Yo momma so fat she use's a driveway for a Ironing board

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quaterback is a refund

Yo momma is like a door knob everyone get's a turn

[TXBLU]

Your mamma's so fat, If you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips!