TALON LightningFest Grudge Matches??

[tliss]

Crawford and I have been talking trash back and forth now for about a month, and have basically set up a grudge match for LightningFest similar to the grudge match Dennis and Mark had last year. With this being said, I think it would be interesting to set up a few other grudge matches amongst ourselves to make the Friday night open 1/4 mile time a little more exciting. A few matches I'd like to see are as follows:

TrueBlueAggie vs. Aggie Mom
L8 APEX vs. 02BOLT
Flats Man vs. Sixpipes (if Dennis takes his Gen I, that is) vs. 99WhiteBeast (if Steve-O takes his Gen I)
03LightningRocks vs. Mark #2
jcblack vs. Alpine

Any other ideas?? I figured family fueds and trucks that are pretty close performance-wise would make for some good grudge matches.

Tom

[Sixpipes]

Tom,

I think Popeye (Sixpipes) vs. Bluto (Flats Man) would be a joke in a heads-up race based on the 150+ horsepower difference in the two trucks. Now if we wanted to do brackets, that's a different deal altogether. :cool:

[00Bolt]

well iv never raced Bobby,Adam or Mike... i think i can take them all !!!! :rll:

[tliss]

Tom,

I think Popeye (Sixpipes) vs. Bluto (Flats Man) would be a joke in a heads-up race based on the 150+ horsepower difference in the two trucks. Now if we wanted to do brackets, that's a different deal altogether. :cool:
OK, maybe not. I didn't realize there was that kind of HP difference. I blindly assumed that your brother left his truck alone....I should have known better. Maybe we can persuade them to run brackets for us...who knows.

Tom

[tliss]

well iv never raced Bobby,Adam or Mike... i think i can take them all !!!! :rll:
Are you going to LightningFest, Scott? I hadn't heard if you were or not. If so, good deal! It's always good to have more going!

Tom

[00Bolt]

i dunno. id like to and im going to try... but to be honest, i dont know much about it... i have been so busy I havent done any reading on it... is there a website or link somewhere... iv just seen convey talk but not much about it itself

[StormShadow]

well iv never raced Bobby,Adam or Mike... i think i can take them all !!!! :rll:
Ignorance is Bliss. :rll:

[tliss]

i dunno. id like to and im going to try... but to be honest, i dont know much about it... i have been so busy I havent done any reading on it... is there a website or link somewhere... iv just seen convey talk but not much about it itself
The web page is here: http://www.lightningfest2004.com/index.php

That will give you all the info. It's an event not to be missed!

Tom

[00Bolt]

how long is drive from here to there?

[tliss]

how long is drive from here to there? About 8 hours or so. It's roughly 500 miles.

Tom

[Crawford]

Yes my fellow TALON members... Tom's ass will be kicked by me. http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/burnout.gif

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives...

[tliss]

Yes my fellow TALON members... Tom's ass will be kicked by me. http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/burnout.gif

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives...
WHATEVER!!:bs Time to go to class....subject...how to look at yourself in the tailgate of Tom's truck as you're losing 101.

Tom

[Crawford]

Hey Tom, Here comes the clue train, next stop YOU!
You wont beat me. I am trying to break it to you now so your entire weekend wont be ruined when you loose. Get ready!

[tliss]

Ahhh, just because you've crossed the line into old-fartdom doesn't mean I'm going to take it easy on you, old-timer! You're going down like your bowel functionality. I hope you're hungry, 'cause I'm taking you to lunch. What's on the menu? Smoked you!

Tom

[bobbywade69]

U will never out run tha creator of your Lightning!!! :evil :bows But u will never take Adam and I!!!:bows




well iv never raced Bobby,Adam or Mike... i think i can take them all !!!! :rll:

[Flats Man]

OK, maybe not. I didn't realize there was that kind of HP difference. I blindly assumed that your brother left his truck alone....I should have known better. Maybe we can persuade them to run brackets for us...who knows.

TomWell I could race Popeye with two plug wires pulled! lol It might be fun for Bluto to take on some of the more stock Gen11's if we are talking heads up. That would be interesting! I have squeezed a few more horsies out since the last dyno. If Dennis wanted to bracket race Popeye against Bluto........I think I would just go ahead and pay him! lol

[Alpine]

Ignorance is Bliss. :rll: LMAO....:rll:

Hey TOM,
I would like to run you, especially if your going to use your camera. You can show everyone when you get done what getting beat by six or more truck lengths looks like. My big white tailgate will show up great on video at night!:banana: :banana:

[tliss]

LMAO....:rll:

Hey TOM,
I would like to run you, especially if your going to use your camera. You can show everyone when you get done what getting beat by six or more truck lengths looks like. My big white tailgate will show up great on video at night!:banana: :banana:
Oh no you didn't! You'll see your reflection a lot better in the black tailgate. You want some schooling in seeing your reflection in Tom's tailgate 101, or would you like some smoked you for lunch? If you want to see your truck on film, I should point it backward and mount it on the back bumper...that's where the best footage of your truck will be!!!:evil

Tom

[03LightningRocks]

Tom,

I would actually get a kick out of Rob running my truck against Mark. Since Rob and Mark where the first two Talon members in the elevens(without juice) and the first two Talon members with Kenne Bells....and seeing as how Robs motor and Kenne Bell sit in my truck.....it would be a nostalgia grudge match.



Rocks

[Alpine]

Oh no you didn't! You'll see your reflection a lot better in the black tailgate. You want some schooling in seeing your reflection in Tom's tailgate 101, or would you like some smoked you for lunch? If you want to see your truck on film, I should point it backward and mount it on the back bumper...that's where the best footage of your truck will be!!!:evil

TomToms tailgate 101....LMGDMFAO! Tom, your the man, L-Fest is going to be a blast.:burnout:

[tliss]

Toms tailgate 101....LMGDMFAO! Tom, your the man, L-Fest is going to be a blast.:burnout:
It is going to be a blast. I am really looking forward to hanging out with all of you guys like last year. If the Holiday Inn has an indoor pool like the hotel last year, we are going to crash that beyotch and party!

Isn't all the sh!t talking fun as hell?? :d All in all, it doesn't matter who wins what, cuz it's all in fun. I'm going to out to run the clock and get a new personal best...oh, and to smoke Crawford...:evil

Tom

[Crawford]

http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif
Uhhh the last place had a pool? And we went there??
Wait... was I drunk again?? http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/statiictongue.gif

[tliss]

http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif
Uhhh the last place had a pool? And we went there??
Wait... was I drunk again?? http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/statiictongue.gif
It had a pool, and we didn't go. I tried to get in there late on the last night, but the little gay bellboy wouldn't let me because the pool was closed. I should have pulled his skirt over his head and went in for partying anyway.

By the way, I think most of us were trashed that weekend. I'm amazed we all made it back!

Tom

[Crawford]

OH YEAH! Now I remember something about a homo telling us we couldnt hit the pool. How gay is that? http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/dancing_banana.gif hehehe

[tliss]

I just looked up the info on the Holiday Inn we are staying at...turns out there is an indoor pool here too...did somebody say POOL PARTY!!!!! :D

Tom

[03LightningRocks]

I just looked up the info on the Holiday Inn we are staying at...turns out there is an indoor pool here too...did somebody say POOL PARTY!!!!! :D

Tom

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll bring my speedo's:d . EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!


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[02BOLT]

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll bring my speedo's:d . EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!


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LMAO!!!:D