sonicbluetommy
10-12-2004, 01:55 AM
As the title says: NEW ITEM!!! Guaranteed to get your truck into the high 11's in the 1/4 mile (with additional power adders)!
Made out of the highest quality #1 grade acid absorbant pine (no regular #2 house grade knotty stuff used in the manufacturing of this high grade item).
Tooled by the highest quality human knee. (Do to the age of this tool only one clamp per week can be made. The tool gets rather bit**y if it is overused.).
This item has been fully tested in race situations (have timeslips to verify sub 12 second 1/4 mile pass(with additional power adders)) and has passed tech inspection at an NHRA approved facility by a TALON member.
Item is guaranteed to last the life of your truck or until the original tooling used to manufacture said item passes away (or is killed by an angry cop). It is NOT guaranteed against termites, fire, theft by other jealous L owners, or splinters.
If you would like one of this item (noted above: quantities are limited to 1 per week) call 1-800-bnd-over, leave a number where you can be reached. An unidentified person will return your call giving you a time (it will be after dark) to bring $1200 CASH ONLY!!!! (That is CHEAP for sub 12 sec. mod!(with additional power adders)) to the K-mart in Oak Cliff for the exchange. Do not be alarmed by the ski mask, it only protects the guilty.
No injuries occured from the/or to the tooling (except a little bruising), live trees (we only use dead trees), or Lightning said item was installed on. Do to how quick said item has made this truck 11's (with additional power adders) the truck and owner will be kept confidential to prevent theft of said item.
Company will not be responsible for any splinters to installer or pine tar left by said item.
No rubber chickens were harmed in the manufacture, installation, or testing of said item.
Installed pic of battery clamp helper:
http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=12413&sort=1&cat=500&page=3
Made out of the highest quality #1 grade acid absorbant pine (no regular #2 house grade knotty stuff used in the manufacturing of this high grade item).
Tooled by the highest quality human knee. (Do to the age of this tool only one clamp per week can be made. The tool gets rather bit**y if it is overused.).
This item has been fully tested in race situations (have timeslips to verify sub 12 second 1/4 mile pass(with additional power adders)) and has passed tech inspection at an NHRA approved facility by a TALON member.
Item is guaranteed to last the life of your truck or until the original tooling used to manufacture said item passes away (or is killed by an angry cop). It is NOT guaranteed against termites, fire, theft by other jealous L owners, or splinters.
If you would like one of this item (noted above: quantities are limited to 1 per week) call 1-800-bnd-over, leave a number where you can be reached. An unidentified person will return your call giving you a time (it will be after dark) to bring $1200 CASH ONLY!!!! (That is CHEAP for sub 12 sec. mod!(with additional power adders)) to the K-mart in Oak Cliff for the exchange. Do not be alarmed by the ski mask, it only protects the guilty.
No injuries occured from the/or to the tooling (except a little bruising), live trees (we only use dead trees), or Lightning said item was installed on. Do to how quick said item has made this truck 11's (with additional power adders) the truck and owner will be kept confidential to prevent theft of said item.
Company will not be responsible for any splinters to installer or pine tar left by said item.
No rubber chickens were harmed in the manufacture, installation, or testing of said item.
Installed pic of battery clamp helper:
http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=12413&sort=1&cat=500&page=3