True Blue Aggie
12-10-2004, 12:07 AM
Not sure of anyone who keeps up with A&M and the current events at the school, but what you are about to read is the funniest sh!t I have ever heard of at A&M.
This morning, students were camped outside of the Kyle Field ticket windows, waiting to buy Cotton Bowl tickets. Most of these kids had camped out since Mon.-Tues. to get some of the 2,000 tickets sold to students. There was (and always has been) a list that is at each window, that you sign to confirm your place in line and you have to be present at all times to stay on this list (hence the campout).Well, at 6:00am (two hours before ticket windows open) this fatass girl http://beatthehell.net/images/listeater.JPG
walks up to one of the windows. At 8:00am (the time the ticket windows open) she proclaims that she waited in line for two hours and was not moving. People start to get pretty mad and threatening, so she eats the list. She literaly EATS this list. Says she is right with God, and EATS this list. The best part is that the dumbass behind the ticket counter ends up selling her tickets to the game, as the first person in line.
Needless to say, there are pages and pages of funny stories from the LISTEATER episode, and song lyrics, and yells (football game yells), t-shirts, video, pictures (see pic above)...etc.
If you are interested, there are pages of posts regarding LISTEATER on the website provided below.....but the best line so far is this statement that is a play on words for a statement about A&M....
"From the outside looking in, you can't understand
From the inside looking out, you can't explain.
From the back of the line, YOU CAN'T EAT THE LIST!"
http://texags.com/main/forum.topic.asp?forum_id=5&days=1
This morning, students were camped outside of the Kyle Field ticket windows, waiting to buy Cotton Bowl tickets. Most of these kids had camped out since Mon.-Tues. to get some of the 2,000 tickets sold to students. There was (and always has been) a list that is at each window, that you sign to confirm your place in line and you have to be present at all times to stay on this list (hence the campout).Well, at 6:00am (two hours before ticket windows open) this fatass girl http://beatthehell.net/images/listeater.JPG
walks up to one of the windows. At 8:00am (the time the ticket windows open) she proclaims that she waited in line for two hours and was not moving. People start to get pretty mad and threatening, so she eats the list. She literaly EATS this list. Says she is right with God, and EATS this list. The best part is that the dumbass behind the ticket counter ends up selling her tickets to the game, as the first person in line.
Needless to say, there are pages and pages of funny stories from the LISTEATER episode, and song lyrics, and yells (football game yells), t-shirts, video, pictures (see pic above)...etc.
If you are interested, there are pages of posts regarding LISTEATER on the website provided below.....but the best line so far is this statement that is a play on words for a statement about A&M....
"From the outside looking in, you can't understand
From the inside looking out, you can't explain.
From the back of the line, YOU CAN'T EAT THE LIST!"
http://texags.com/main/forum.topic.asp?forum_id=5&days=1