BC Lightning
02-17-2005, 01:01 AM
A man comes home from a hard days work. he sits down on the couch with his wife, and before long they start fooling around. The husband starts to get excited, then his wife stops and says "I don't want to have sex tonight because I don't feel you understand my emotional needs, lets just cuddle." :flaming: Well this pisses the husband off , but they just cuddle.
The next morning the man is about to leave for work. His turns to his wife and tells her that he is going to take the day off. He then asked her if she wants to go to the mall, which she says yes. The get to a store and tells her to get some shoes, then he tells her to get a dress, then five dresses. He tells her to pick out a purse. Then he picks out a $5,000 necklace for her. She almost starts crying because she is so happy. They proceed to the cashier and after ringing everything up he says, hmm put it all back. The women asks why, and he replies that he doesnt feel like she understands his financial needs. :evil
The next morning the man is about to leave for work. His turns to his wife and tells her that he is going to take the day off. He then asked her if she wants to go to the mall, which she says yes. The get to a store and tells her to get some shoes, then he tells her to get a dress, then five dresses. He tells her to pick out a purse. Then he picks out a $5,000 necklace for her. She almost starts crying because she is so happy. They proceed to the cashier and after ringing everything up he says, hmm put it all back. The women asks why, and he replies that he doesnt feel like she understands his financial needs. :evil