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StormShadow
02-20-2005, 12:59 PM
:eek2: ....
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/cheapyd/jsimpson/Dukes%20of%20Hazzard%20013_1.jpg

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/cheapyd/jsimpson/Dukes%20of%20Hazzard%20017_1.jpg
StormShadow
02-20-2005, 01:04 PM
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http://69.93.61.74/~newsfly/entertainment/images/JessicaSimpson17.jpg (http://69.93.61.74/~newsfly/entertainment/jessica6.htm)
dboat
02-20-2005, 01:32 PM
Here's what I dont get.. Her husband is messing around on her and they are supposed to get a divorce? WTF? If you have a wife that looks like that and earns what she earns,,, what the heck else do you want? :confused:

you married her because at least you loved her at one time.. so love was in the equation..

Dana
my2002lightning
02-20-2005, 02:47 PM
Dana,

I think the short answer is: No matter who you're with, "strange" is always calling your name. http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/devil.gif
03LightningRocks
02-20-2005, 02:56 PM
Dana,

I think the short answer is: No matter who you're with, "strange" is always calling your name. http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/devil.gif

This is key....:D . You also have to realize it's all relative. Dana and I are a couple of, "bigger than average";) old guys. Jessica would be considered prime grade a snatch to us. But to Nick, she is just another hoe. He get's chicks like that begging him to screw them every other day......like I said, it's all relative...:beer:
03LightningRocks
02-20-2005, 02:59 PM
Geezus............I would like to just pound the skin off that bitch.....:eek: . Sorry, it had to be said by someone:tu: .
Wht95Lightning
02-20-2005, 03:28 PM
It doesn't matter how hot a girl is, she can still be too annoying to keep around.
StormShadow
02-20-2005, 04:09 PM
I'd drink her bathwater!


Rocks... I decided to play along too.
dboat
02-20-2005, 05:33 PM
This is key....:D . You also have to realize it's all relative. Dana and I are a couple of, "bigger than average";) old guys. Jessica would be considered prime grade a snatch to us. But to Nick, she is just another hoe. He get's chicks like that begging him to screw them every other day......like I said, it's all relative...:beer:

Yep, but even for Nick, she is still pretty grade A... how many of the other hoes make her kind of cash?
Silver_2000
02-20-2005, 05:44 PM
Yep, but even for Nick, she is still pretty grade A... how many of the other hoes make her kind of cash?

There are a dozeb girls just lke her waiting outside is room, bus, etc every week...
03LightningRocks
02-20-2005, 06:05 PM
There are a dozeb girls just lke her waiting outside is room, bus, etc every week...


Plus she is about the dumbest hoochie on the Planet. I have seen that show she is on with Nick. Everytime she puffs her lower lip out and baby talks, I just want to PUKE. Actually...it makes me think she needs to be bent over!!!
Rocks:evil
ThunderBolt
02-20-2005, 08:29 PM
IMO, she make her sister look like a DOG!! She is Hot! :eek:
True Blue Aggie
02-20-2005, 08:43 PM
http://www.angelicsisters.angels-prevail.com/ashleejessica.jpg


Can't be the same family.....just can't be...:vomit:
ThunderBolt
02-20-2005, 08:45 PM
http://www.angelicsisters.angels-prevail.com/ashleejessica.jpg


Can't be the same family.....just can't be...:vomit:

Mama must have had a fling. :tu:
True Blue Aggie
02-20-2005, 08:56 PM
http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/features/insider/040802/asimpson.jpg
Just plain ugly....No Talent Ass Clown...
StormShadow
02-20-2005, 08:59 PM
Can someone photochop her with blonde hair? :evil
my2002lightning
02-20-2005, 10:07 PM
No aneurysms intended, Uncle Rocks, but I gotta post these. http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/bows.gifhttp://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/eek2.gif

For some strange reason, I'm craving a big glass of milk about now. http://www.talonclub.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif


http://members.fortunecity.com/noops215/jessica_simpson0108.jpg

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops215/jessica_simpson0123.jpg

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops215/jessica_simpson0118.jpg
03LightningRocks
02-20-2005, 10:28 PM
LMAO....We should have known Ronald would have instant access to "peek-a-boo" shots of her. Is there anything you haven't found on the net? :rll:
Wht95Lightning
02-21-2005, 08:07 AM
http://webpages.charter.net/silverspurs21/mefirst.jpg
DWSmooth
02-22-2005, 05:28 PM
Its an old rule of thumb but..........

No matter how fine she is....somewhere....someone is sick of her sh!t.
David N
02-22-2005, 06:28 PM
Its an old rule of thumb but..........

No matter how fine she is....somewhere....someone is sick of her sh!t.


:beer: :rll: :rll: :tu:
SpeedyBolt
02-23-2005, 12:44 PM
I don't care how dittsy or "blonde" she is, that is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen! I can think of lots of thing I'd do to her, but becuase there are some ladies who read this board I'll keep it to this.

:D I'd knock the bottom out of it!!!!!! :D

It would only last about three seconds though! LOL
ThunderBolt
02-23-2005, 12:51 PM
I don't care how dittsy or "blonde" she is, that is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen! I can think of lots of thing I'd do to her, but becuase there are some ladies who read this board I'll keep it to this.

:D I'd knock the bottom out of it!!!!!! :D

It would only last about three seconds though! LOL
:tu: :evil