PoorSvtman
07-23-2005, 01:14 PM
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking
down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my
pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person
in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor
radiation to work on your
tan.
And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work
naked:
Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!" ever
again.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking
down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my
pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person
in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor
radiation to work on your
tan.
And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work
naked:
Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!" ever
again.